You know you're a real BP owner when....

[Munizfire]

...you have a snake room in your house.

...you heat said snake room and suffer during the winter in the rest of the house.

...you have a closet packed full of used shipping boxes and bags.

...you have a rat colony to feed your snake colony.

hey now
my closet/car is full of shipping boxes, but it's because of guitars, amps, tubes, pedals...

[Kymberli]

..you bring your father to a herp expo and afterward he admits that you actually frightened him with your extensive knowledge on BP morphs and other species. He is now a bit concerned.

..your family's idea of great news is a promotion at work. Your idea of great news is that your female BP just gained 100g in one month.

[ballpythonluvr]

you do the happy dance over a snake that finally broke it's fast.

you act like a little kid at Christmas time when you are waiting for a new snake to be delivered from FedEx.

[Alexandra V]

..you bring your father to a herp expo and afterward he admits that you actually frightened him with your extensive knowledge on BP morphs and other species. He is now a bit concerned.

I've done that... many times except at the last expo my dad wasn't the only one who was frightened, some of the people tabling there were like O.O

[Jason Bowden]

When your 3 bedroom home becomes a 2 bedroom with a snake room and your parents have to sleep on a fold out sleeper sofa when they come over.

Shame on me! LOL

[Edward F]

When everytime you go to somebody else home you think about how racks you could fit in there home.

When you can't sleep at night be because your excited and worried about your clutches in the incubator.

[SteelTownGuido]

shed time keeps you up at night, worried if it's going to be a full one piece shed, always thinking; there has to be something I can do to help

[Aes_Sidhe]

When You spend over 1/3 of your free time and 1/3 of your job time on BP.net

[muzikfreakah]

When your iPad, iPhone, Laptop and Desktop all have wallpapers of Your DSLR taken photos of your BP(s)

Sample screenshot

[MoshBalls]

When you put your kids in racks (bunk beds), so you can give your snakes their own room.

LOL, I was going to say that!

1. How about your family tells you they won't ever visit or babysit if you have snakes in your house, and you say Okay, I can live with that.

2. When you go grocery shopping you look at the containers and buy the one that can be made into hide, for your future purchases.