You know you're a real BP owner when....

[python_addict]

when you spend money on a snake to be shipped just to get the joys of unboxing it! lol

[oliverstwist]

When some one is giving you a house to rent for next to nothing and your first concern is if a room can be converted to 'the snake room'

Its my number one concern

[llovelace]

when during breeding season, your spouse/partner asks you to pencil them in for some quality time

[HypoPita]

When you'd rather keep your brick phone and buy a nice morph, instead of getting a smart phone.

[darkbloodwyvern]

...when your family/roommates look at you "like that" when they see you browsing the BP classifieds on EVERY herp site. And they don't believe you when you say you're "just looking..."

[Simple Man]

...you have a snake room in your house.

...you heat said snake room and suffer during the winter in the rest of the house.

...you have a closet packed full of used shipping boxes and bags.

...you have a rat colony to feed your snake colony.

[Reznor]

When you see hides for rabbits on sale, but the only creature that pops into your mind upon seeing said hides is your python.

.... And yes, I have done this. >.> XD

[Zinger333]

...when your family/roommates look at you "like that" when they see you browsing the BP classifieds on EVERY herp site. And they don't believe you when you say you're "just looking..."

Oh yes, the girlfriend looks at me like that....a lot lately....since everyone is putting their hatchlings up for sale.

[Maixx]

When you put your kids in racks (bunk beds), so you can give your snakes their own room.

[Vypyrz]

- When you catch yourself in a store, looking at random items, and thinking,"That would make a cool hide."

- When you refer to a pregnant woman as gravid.

- When all of your friends think you are a sick pervert because all you ever talk about is how much fun you have handling your Balls.