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    BPnet Veteran Highline Reptiles South's Avatar
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    Funny CL exchange

    I sent an email the other day asking if they were sure of the sex of the snake.... I reversed the emails so they are a little easier to read....but it really made me laugh...

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    Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:13 AM
    Subject: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

    Are you sure it is a he?

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    On Jul 31, 2011, at 2:27 AM, xxxx wrote:

    Personally, I do not have the expertise required to make that
    determination.
    That statement is due to the following:
    1)Animal bred in captivity.
    2)Animal has been seen by vet.
    3)Former owner stated as such is a reputable previously assigned
    pastor to the church I work for.
    4)have no reason to think otherwise.
    I simply have it from a reliable source who had no motivation to make
    any false statements.
    I got the animal only because pastor was assigned to a mountain church
    where temps were not conducive to The animals comfort zone. Truly a
    friendly snake that seems to generally like human company.
    Before this I had never owned a snake before. Just liked them as a kid
    I guess and had no problem caring for it.
    The Pastor knows how I feel about all animals and knew I would never
    let it be mistreated or neglected.
    Frankly if I was moving to a bigger place or had a bigger budget I
    would not part with him.
    Christian

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    Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:54 AM
    Subject: Re: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

    I'm sorry i only adopt jewish snakes...

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    Subject: RE: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)
    Date: July 31, 2011 4:22:36 AM EDT

    LOL.
    As far as I know, since she never brought him to service and he never told
    me what his faith is,
    He might be. lol

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    Well I never.... only adopting Jewish snakes. ROFL What did the snake tell them it was a "he"?
    1:1 Mojaves 1:1 Cinnamon :1 Pinstripe :1 Spider :6 Normal :1 Albino 1: Butter :1 pastel :1 yellow belly :1 100% het albino

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    Re: Funny CL exchange

    LMFAO @ Jew snakes

    I do respect others' religious views, but myself being not religious one bit makes me giggle at those kinds of things too.
    Tiff'z Morphz

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    Wow!
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    That entertained me.

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    funny exchange
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    Definitely cracking up over here!
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    Re: Funny CL exchange

    Quote Originally Posted by womsterr View Post
    Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:54 AM
    Subject: Re: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

    I'm sorry i only adopt jewish snakes...
    I don't care who you are...that right there is funny!
    -- Judy

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    That was hysterical. Glad tos ee folks with a healthy sense of humor. I love that the entire reply never addressed the actual question of "male or female confirmed". It sounded rather like the run-around reply you get from the Nigerian scammers at one point.
    Theresa Baker
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    "Stop being a wimpy monkey,; bare some teeth, steal some food and fling poo with the alphas. "

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    Re: Funny CL exchange

    Quote Originally Posted by JLC View Post
    I don't care who you are...that right there is funny!
    bless the starving pygmys in new guinea!!!

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