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    Sometimes It Hurts... PitOnTheProwl's Avatar
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    Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    Quote Originally Posted by nachash View Post
    am i the only one here thinking bikinis and snakes?
    I cannot reply to that with my wife sitting here

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    Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    Quote Originally Posted by PitOnTheProwl View Post
    All these young hotties are REALLY making me feel like a fat, dirty ole man...........................
    AND I'M LOVING IT
    Its okay. We are all dirty old men on the inside.
    Then I'm tiny like a door mouse
    Short like a bungalow house
    Minute like a pixie
    You can barely even see me


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    Thumbs up Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    Quote Originally Posted by MissDizzyBee View Post
    Most of the time when people say that, they're full of poop.
    I know women who love snakes, tarantulas, video games, football, porn, etc, etc.

    There's no fun in dating an average of all people.
    I concur. Furthermore, If guys find something about another guy 'creepy', chances are the ladies will find it attractive, in-fact they'll LOVE it. In the off chance that the guy has half of a clue, and he tells you something about you is creepy: he's jealous.

    Now where were we, something about bikinis?

    -LizardPants
    Last edited by LizardPants; 05-09-2011 at 11:16 PM.

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    Snapped these quickly tonight, and right after I took them I broke my poor little camera.

    After quarantine, my male has finally met my female. (Not breeding, of course.)
    ('07 male in my hand, '09 female around my neck)
    Both came to me severely under weight, both still slowly gaining weight.
    Female was 250g when I got her, is now sitting at around 430g empty.
    Male was 4yrs old and 360g when I got him (believe it or not), now sitting at 430g empty.



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    SNAKES!! Enjoy!















    -And an oldie but goodie.. That's my beloved "Archon" that I had to rehome back in 1996. Bought him as a hatchling. He was so cool.




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    Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    I've never understood how girls can be so good at taking these pictures with the camera in their hand, out in front of them. And the picture comes out nice and clean and level. i mean, how?

    In other news, I have begun drafting a letter to Mr. Hefner about a magazine that could be directed at particular demographics... if anyone has thoughts do tell
    Ride the snake, ride the snake/ To the lake, the ancient lake, baby/ The snake is long, seven miles/ Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold... (The End, The Doors)
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    Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    Ha! Love that this is back up, I have 2 new additions, guess I'll be needing to fire up the camera soon.
    1.0 normal BP - Boomerang
    1.0 pastel BP - Riu
    1.1 dogs - Jake & Joey

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    Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    Quote Originally Posted by nachash View Post
    I've never understood how girls can be so good at taking these pictures with the camera in their hand, out in front of them. And the picture comes out nice and clean and level. i mean, how?
    Theres typically a good 80-90 that turned out cruddy for every one that turns out good. It's just a lot of practice.
    Last edited by dr del; 05-10-2011 at 09:59 AM. Reason: replacing censored words - again.
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    Snake yawns are the cutest thing EVER

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    Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    Quote Originally Posted by MissDizzyBee View Post
    Theres typically a good 80-90 that turned out cruddy for every one that turns out good. It's just a lot of practice.
    Exactly!
    1. Take an excessive amount of photos
    2. Delete 95% of them
    3. Post the couple that turned out alright
    Shhh, it's a well-kept secret.
    Last edited by dr del; 05-10-2011 at 10:00 AM. Reason: matching quote to edited post
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    Re: So Since there are so many female keepers

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessicamarie View Post
    I am new to this forum and just getting back into snakes. here is me and my ball

    is this a secret?
    "you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."

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