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    Constantine being classy..not

    So my computer chair sits almost right next to where constantine's tub is, so if i'm sitting here and shes in the mood she'll usually come out of her hide to check out what i'm doing and she'll sit there and just watch on top of her hide closest to me.

    Well, shes been sitting and hanging out with me for a little bit, but then she goes back into her warm hide so i figure shes cold. NO. she goes in there and starts FARTING LIKE CRAZY!! I swear I don't understand how so much gas could have been inside of her lol.

    Just though I'd share... it kinda made my day.
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    Oh my god, I'm pretty sure I'd laugh myself to tears if I ever heard my snake fart. I must be 9-year-old boy on the inside.
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    LMAO! That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing, gave me a much-needed laugh!
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    That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
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    Aww I wish I could've heard that LOL thanks for the laugh
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