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    Need a Good Laugh?

    These are hilarious!



















































    "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." ~William Shakespeare

    1.1 Normals - Apollo & Medusa
    1.0 Pastel - Zeke
    0.1 Pastel het OG - Dixie
    0.1 Pastel het Axanthic
    0.1 Spider het Axanthic
    1.1 Mojave - Clyde & Bonnie
    1.0 Black Pastel - Conan
    0.1 Spider - Dizzy

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    Re: Need a Good Laugh?

    hahahahaha, that made my morning!

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    Re: Need a Good Laugh?

    Great stuff.
    I want one I need one got to rob that bank one day

    1.1 albino ball, 0.3 het caramel, 1.1 spider, 0.1 mojo, 1.0 lesser, 2.2 pastel
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    0.1 mex black king, 3.5 western hogs/albino/yellow/hets.

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    Thank you, thank you, thank you! I so needed this!!!!!

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    Those where some of the funniest ad's i've seen in a long time, thanks for the laugh!!!!
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    Re: Need a Good Laugh?

    My favorite was the court correction. Where the lady was listed as being fined for prostitution, and it was just a traffic violation. Can you imagine being printed in the paper for that. Geez, i hope they gave her one heck of an apology.
    "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." ~William Shakespeare

    1.1 Normals - Apollo & Medusa
    1.0 Pastel - Zeke
    0.1 Pastel het OG - Dixie
    0.1 Pastel het Axanthic
    0.1 Spider het Axanthic
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    1.0 Black Pastel - Conan
    0.1 Spider - Dizzy

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    Good stuff! Definitely made my day

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    Re: Need a Good Laugh?

    cop yells out "marco"
    suspect responds "polo" & gets caught...
    i hope that really happened cuz i KNOW everyone on the force would greet that officer with "marco!" or they'd nickname him marco.

    my current collection
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    0.1 Dumerils Boa (Hemera)
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    3.4.? rats (? = litter coming any day now)
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    my "future hopefuls"
    0.0.1 pied cockatiel 0.0.1 white bellied caique 0.0.2 guinea pigs

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    I really like the walmart one hahah
    0.1 Normal Ball Python--> Tuna
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