What does every one do for a living?

[Skittles1101]

That's hilarious and seems to be the trend! Never ceases to amaze me at some of these guys: fire-breathing mofo's that stare down guns like they eat breakfast and don't bat an eye but if I bring in a SHED even, let alone a live animal, they're running for hills! Hahahahahaha! Shame on me for the childish glee I get from scaring the living daylights out of some of them, lmao!

Yeah! I brought my normal in after a vet appointment last week to show one of the dispatchers who wanted to see him, and the cops come in and do this girly squeal and they're like "ewwwww a snake!!" I'm like...really guys? Am I talking to the same guys that will chase down disease ridden, drug addicted, pee-drunk men 3 times your size around town, but you're scared of a little 7 month old snake? It makes me smile to watch them squirm, not gonna lie

[youbeyouibei]

That's awesome, LGray & I can absolutely relate! I LOVE messin' with the guys on my shift on snake calls: a black rat snake turns into a highly toxic Gaboon Boomslang Cottonmouth that takes precision handling and a ready supply of anti-venom on the ambulance, which is of course staged in the area until the "scene is safe" and they're none the wiser, lmao! Hahahahahaha!

My doing that might be why I never get invited to parties, lmao!