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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by dr del View Post
    Hi,

    African Soft Furred rats - also known as multimamate mice (sp?) and those vicious little bouncy things.


    dr del
    You know you own a ball python when... you know what an ASF is.
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    BP owner since Oct 2008, so yeah, I'm no expert.
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    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    When you read these post and you are going......yep, oh man, yeah that happen........

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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    the biggest argument your boyfriend and you get into is rack vs tanks...

    (this has since been resolved, we compromised and are building a display cabinet that can house 12 snakes...lol)

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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    When you're a girl and can casually talk about balls around the guys at work, they blush and you don't.

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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by jben View Post
    you're on bp.net while at work.
    Guilty!!!
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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    Lol priceless

    When you get your first bp and.want another before you've had the first for three weeks

    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick67 View Post
    when you need to convince your 3 year old daughter that she can not name/pet or otherwise become attached to any rat that is brought shome.

    when you ask your wife to play your balls and she knows it not foreplay.
    side note don't refer to them as balls in front of 3 year old daughter this potentially can get DCF called on you.
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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by glk832 View Post
    Lol priceless

    When you get your first bp and.want another before you've had the first for three weeks
    Three weeks??? Try three days

    It's probably been said, but I'll take a stab....

    You analyze everything in your surroundings to determine what would make suitable hides.
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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    When u have snake feedings at work.

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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    You reply to a text like this....




    ** OF COURSE I'M JOKING! **
    Last edited by jfreels; 08-27-2010 at 11:04 AM. Reason: added the bit about it being a joke...don't want anyone to get the wrong impression.
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    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....

    Quote Originally Posted by jfreels View Post
    You reply to a text like this....




    ** OF COURSE I'M JOKING! **
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    that was good!!!
    Brandi

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