Warning please read!

[joepythons]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been

infected and WORK is controlling ur life!

[Seru1]

I take copious amounts of those antidotes to get an immunity against work so I am covered

This was pretty good.

[Hock3ymonk3y]

Ah, being an eighth grader, I am still immune to work! In your faces! haha

[BOWSER11788]

to the 8th, grader, in your face, lol, its had enough to get a job, now, wait to you have to get, one it joke will be on youi, probely need an associetes degree to work at wendys, lmao

[dc4teg]

to buy the antidote you will need the Prescribed Antidote Yeast Containing Health Enforcemnt Clairifaction Key or another words PAYCHECK lol....

that was probly pretty damn corny....