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The Dentist
So, today I went in for my check-up and cleaning. After the Hygienist finished my cleaning, she poured some stuff in a little cup, set the bottle on the tray in front of me and told me to rinse my mouth out. Then I rememmbered something I wanted to ask. And here is how the conversation went:
Me: "Have you ever heard of a mouth rinse called Chlorhexidine or Novalsan?"
Her: "Sure, that is what I just gave you."
Me: "Really?"
She spins the bottle around, and sure enough, right there in big white letters it says, Chlorhexidine Gluconate .12%.
Me: "Wow, I have a gallon of Chlorhexidine 2% at the house."
Her: " A whole gallon? Where do you get it?"
Me: " From a Veterinary supply website."
Her: " Do you rinse with it?"
Me: "No, I use it for cleaning."
Her: "What in the world do you clean with Chlorhexidine?"
Me: "Snake cages."
The expression on her face was priceless. Then she said," That wasn't even the last answer in the world I was expecting."
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Re: The Dentist
Lol thats awesome!
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lol funny... "do you rinse with it?"
My dentist actually just died He was only 47. Its crazy. He was a really nice guy.
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This is one post I would have loved to have seen a video. I can imagine her expression, PRICELESS.
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