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    CL ad- Emperor orders kitten recall - TOO FUNNY

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    Emperor orders IMMEDIATE kitten recall (Palace on the 4th Seal)
    Date: 2009-07-28, 10:29PM CDT
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    It has come to the emperor's attention that the six kittens recently given away for adoption are linked to the gates separating the underworld from our world. In order to ensure the kittens' safety, the emperor kindly requests that all recent kitten adopters email the palace immediately with their relevant contact information. Those who comply will receive compensation in the form of silver coins and not being sent to secret prison.

    If any ninjas come to your home claiming to be with the Palace Kitten Collection Service, be aware that this is a scam, as the practice of ninjitsu is still illegal throughout the empire and in no way endorsed by our godlike leader.

    In order for the transition process to occur smoothly, please observe the following precautions:
    1. Do not let ninjas into your home under ANY circumstance, even if they insist they are only bringing you candy.
    2. Never send kittens using the postal service.

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    Re: CL ad- Emperor orders kitten recall - TOO FUNNY

    I NEVER understood what these prepubescent kids these days fascination is with ninjas.

    And why they like to talk about them fighting people, and how it's just so funny.

    I never got it.

    I hope this wasn't mean sounding.

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    Re: CL ad- Emperor orders kitten recall - TOO FUNNY

    Not at all.
    I actually am a 9th degree (lowest belt, just above white... LOL) belt holder in Ninjuitsu.
    I took a class in AK while in the navy on the base. The teacher has a dojo in Maryland and while he was stationed on this island we were on, decided to offer classes in it.
    So I am a community college ninja.. LOL
    Carol aka Montessa Python

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    Re: CL ad- Emperor orders kitten recall - TOO FUNNY

    I gotcha.

    Like I was in Nashville a while back and this kid was begging for money. He had a sign saying ninjas kidnapped his family and he needed money for ninja lessons.

    I just dont get it...haha

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    Re: CL ad- Emperor orders kitten recall - TOO FUNNY

    I thought ninjas were popular in the 80's That is when all the cool "B" ninja movies came out at least. There was even a ninja TV show (The Master) which I watched all the time and dreamed about scaling walls and walking tightropes afterward

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    Re: CL ad- Emperor orders kitten recall - TOO FUNNY

    Quote Originally Posted by Montessa Python View Post
    http://madison.craigslist.org/pet/1293672704.html

    Emperor orders IMMEDIATE kitten recall (Palace on the 4th Seal)
    Date: 2009-07-28, 10:29PM CDT
    Reply to:

    It has come to the emperor's attention that the six kittens recently given away for adoption are linked to the gates separating the underworld from our world. In order to ensure the kittens' safety, the emperor kindly requests that all recent kitten adopters email the palace immediately with their relevant contact information. Those who comply will receive compensation in the form of silver coins and not being sent to secret prison.

    If any ninjas come to your home claiming to be with the Palace Kitten Collection Service, be aware that this is a scam, as the practice of ninjitsu is still illegal throughout the empire and in no way endorsed by our godlike leader.

    In order for the transition process to occur smoothly, please observe the following precautions:
    1. Do not let ninjas into your home under ANY circumstance, even if they insist they are only bringing you candy.
    2. Never send kittens using the postal service.
    Wow i wonder if my cat needs to be recalled .Thats a good one .I wonder how many idiots are going to fall for this one
    Joe Haggard

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