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$100.00
enjoy!!!
Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA,
they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those ********s took $95.00 in taxes.
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Re: $100.00
Too funny 
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Re: $100.00
 Originally Posted by Ladydragon
enjoy!!!
Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA,
they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those ********s took $95.00 in taxes.
Now thats a good one 
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Re: $100.00
lol too cute 
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Your going to Hell
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Re: $100.00
Good one, I've been reading it to my friends and they're all cracking up..
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Re: $100.00
So that's why the one million dollars I asked God for never came. Washington D.C. took 100% in taxes!
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Re: $100.00
Oh that's too funny, I just did my taxes too and I got the short end of the stick... never fails.
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