pooped on...

[RoyalGuardian]

So I was laying in bed with Kyros watching him slither around and explore my sheets and stuff. He had slithered up by my head and coiled in my hair. All of a sudden I feel something wet. He had relived himself all over my hair and my temprapedic pillow!!! Crazy little nut! I swiftly got him back to his cage and ripped off my sheets then ran to the bathroom to shower. It was so gross! Man i love him but that was just nasty! Any one else have a funny story like this?

[Kesslers Kreatures]

I was sitting at the computer and i had her wrapped around my neck, and all of a sudden i feel something wet run down my chest and all over my jeans... it was disguisting. My ex gf thought it was hilarious and didnt bother to help lol

[RoyalGuardian]

I was sitting at the computer and i had her wrapped around my neck, and all of a sudden i feel something wet run down my chest and all over my jeans... it was disguisting. My ex gf thought it was hilarious and didnt bother to help lol

Awww! That sucks! yeah its not just that its excrement, its that it smells so bad!

[Kesslers Kreatures]

Oh yea, it stinks!!!!!

lol

[Dave763]

One of my spider girls has poo'ed on my wife three times...its pretty funny when it happens...at least I thought so.

[Drew87]

I swear this happens to my girl and I every freaking week!! Usually right after we put clean sheets on the bed!!!!!!!!!!!! But i still love them all

[patb201985]

LOL !!! i remember i was showing my neighbors daughter my smallest BP & my largest one. so after i showed her the little one, i placed her in my sweat pants pocket and zipped it up. then i started to show her the big bp and BOOM, felt like i wet myself !!! open the pocket and my cinny used the bathroom in my pocket ! i think everyone gets owned atleast once !

[scales owner]

I was like 6 in my grandparent pet store in Corpus Christi,Tx and had a B.P. around my neck and yep...... all down the front of my shirt!!!! Thats when the love started!!!

[vgibbens]

Our BP hasn't relieved himself on anyone yet, but our baby corn seems to think my daughter is his own porta-potty. Every time she holds him, he goes.

[Arachnocat]

I got pooped on by an iguana before. I came home from work and saw that the heat lamp had burned out. So I put the iguana on my shoulder while I got a new bulb. He went up on top of my head and took a huge crap. And it was COLD! So nasty...
My corn snake sometimes poops when I hold her but at least she gives me some warning. She's pretty wiggly and I know if she stops moving all of the sudden, something's comin out...