so im layin on the couch watchin the movie deja vu with densel washington.... and the snake is crawlin around doin his thing. well i quit watchin him and i thought i felt him on my skin under my shirt... it was something cold so i look to see what hes up to and hes not under my shirt so i was like does my shirt have a hole in it? no. he took a piss and a massive dump on me. it had to be his biggest poop yet and it had to be on me.
just thought id share...