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    Snake Joke

    It's a little corny but cute.


    An old snake goes to see his doctor.

    He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

    The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

    The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

    "The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

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    Re: Snake Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by jotay
    It's a little corny but cute.


    An old snake goes to see his doctor.

    He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

    The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

    The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

    "The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

    Lmao Thats great. Reminds me of the Nigel Marvin Alligator joke for some reason....
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    Re: Snake Joke

    ehh i didnt really get it at first but i think i got the joke.
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