Sooo cute...

[Rapture]

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY


8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!




EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY:


Day 683 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are

fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the

rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.


The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an

attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.


Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their

feet.

I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly

demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made

condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was

placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I

could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement

was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.


Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try

this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.


I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and

snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and

seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded!

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards

regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged

protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.......

For now.

[Sausage]

That's funny, I got the same email a few weeks back. I like the dog's thinking. hehe

[Blu Mongoose]

I've explained all this to Kelly why I keep dogs. Her darn cat that means so much to her torments her by running from her and climbing into my lap.


Dogs are much better. She thinks its cats She will argue that to her dying breath.

[ZEKESMOM]

That is tooooo funny

[frankykeno]

That's hilarious! Thanks for giving me my morning chuckle with my coffee!

[Reediculous]

thats funny..............haha, i could see my cat thinking like that! i love it when the cat said " the dog is obviously retarded" hahah