Hayden insisted on narrating..
"Hi! I'm Hayden. You've likely seen me before. My mommy likes to post pictures of me."
"I like to play on mommy's bed."
"Hide and Seek is one of my favorite games."
"Unfortunately, I'm too fat to hide under mommy's sheets."
"Sometimes, I like to use mommy's favorite chair to sit on. It's made of wood, but it doesn't help get this shed on my neck off."
"When I'm through playing, I like to jump off of mommy's hand. This is me getting ready."
"And, after all that fun, I curl up in my hide for a nap. Yay for naps."