Mikey elton john tiny dancer is his first and middle.
I call him Mikey, Michael, Miquel, mikey-pie, big mike...etc
When I get super mad at him I yell "mikey elton john tiny dancer!!!!!"
my grandma thinks im nuts!!!
our old cat was named
Leo Ba-dee-Oh Shaabaa-laabaa-lin-ski
(although hes not an elton its still ridiculous to say ha!)