Laugh Of The Day! Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

[Jeanne]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party... Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Dont try to be sane!

[iceman25]

Lol! It would be truly priceless if one were to do every single thing on that list.. in accordance with the prophecy of course

[JLC]

LOL.....diet water!!!........you're killin' me here!

[Danielle(THM)]

I think I'm going to have to try the 'Would you like fries with that?' when I go to work, which is a campus dining hall. It'll be fun, especially since we don't sell fries.

[4theSNAKElady]

I have a similar list of "things to do while at Wal-Mart" hanging on my fridge:
1) put a box of condoms in at least 10 "unsuspecting" cutomers' carts
2)go to the sporing goods section, ask to see a gun, then ask where the anti-depressants are.
3)when a sales person asks if you need help, say "why can't you people just leave me alone!"
4) try to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5)put wet floor cones on a carpeted area

....and there are still many more...

[frankykeno]

#17 really cracked me up! The kids' grandma taught them to call the ATM "The Magic Wall". She unfortunately forgot to mention you had to have money in your bank account for it to come out! I could have killed her when my kids kept bugging me because "the Magic Wall" wasn't spewing cash for mommy like it does for grandma!