Snake Found Living On Grocery Store Shelves

[Gocntry]

I never get to come home with a snake when I go grocery shopping

You have to love these articles, I doubt the snake was living on the shelf,

and of course the article post a picture of a venomous snake (I believe) when it was a Rat snake that was found.

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/sci/snake-target.html

[Bogertophis]

Who says "that's not what you're shopping for"? Now I feel cheated- I'm going to complain to the manager! From now on I'm putting it on my list too. So there.

[Bogertophis]

...and of course the article post a picture of a venomous snake (I believe) when it was a Rat snake that was found...

I think you have to expect that from a site called "GiantFreakinRobot"? They're desperate for headlines that grab attention.

[Spicey]

And I am so relieved that no one was attacked! You can never tell with those little devils, they may just be waiting for a nice finger to chomp on!

[Bogertophis]

And I am so relieved that no one was attacked! You can never tell with those little devils, they may just be waiting for a nice finger to chomp on!

Not that little noodle...probably looking for someone's warm sweatshirt pocket to hide in. Grocery stores are chilly!