I understand and was truly joking/teasing.
Not many breeders in the country; many more Ackie breeders.
If you ever are interested, I'll hook you up. Otherwise, feel free to live vicariously through me.
Cresties are adorable too and you cannot go wrong with one. I do think Zina10's Smeagol is particularly photogenic. However, you are talking about a whole other ball game when talking Crestie vs. Monitor. It's like a corn snake vs. a Boa. Not that one is better than the other, just completely different animals.
Good for you being disciplined. I greatly respect that.