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    It finally happened

    So after a long shift at work I was sitting in bed knitting a sock and watching TV, and I had Noodle sitting in my lap. Everything was great and then suddenly I felt something warm. I looked down and she had taken the biggest crap of her little snakey life right on my leg, and it slid down and made a nasty pile on my freshly washed sheets... Which are now in the wash, again. And then she looks at me almost she's proud of herself! And when I immediately stood up and tried to return her to her enclosure, she resisted with all her little might and didn't want to go back in. So that was evening. How was yours?

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    haha omg that's terrible

    I basically chilled after school today and now im in a sad/clingy mood so yeah
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    Re: It finally happened

    Quote Originally Posted by samsonact View Post
    haha omg that's terrible

    I basically chilled after school today and now im in a sad/clingy mood so yeah
    I get it. I was, and I'm ashamed to admit this, watching an episode of Real Housewives of New York when all of this happened. But having a snake take a crap on your lap pretty much get you out of the sad clingy mood pretty quickly. Highly recommended hahaha

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    Re: It finally happened

    Quote Originally Posted by FollowTheSun View Post
    I get it. I was, and I'm ashamed to admit this, watching an episode of Real Housewives of New York when all of this happened. But having a snake take a crap on your lap pretty much get you out of the sad clingy mood pretty quickly. Highly recommended hahaha

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    can't be worse than cat teeth puncturing your skin tho lmao
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    Re: It finally happened

    Quote Originally Posted by FollowTheSun View Post
    I get it. I was, and I'm ashamed to admit this, watching an episode of Real Housewives of New York when all of this happened. But having a snake take a crap on your lap pretty much get you out of the sad clingy mood pretty quickly. Highly recommended hahaha

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    Re: It finally happened

    I've had mine pee on me but no poop YET. LOL

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    Re: It finally happened

    Quote Originally Posted by Jellybeans View Post
    I've had mine pee on me but no poop YET. LOL

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    I swear it was the absolute biggest poop she has ever done in her whole life. I noticed this morning she was "full" but didn't think about that as I was hanging out with her because she's never pooped on me before. It was a good lesson on how random life is, and how you just learn to laugh sometimes because what else can you do?

    I'm still waiting for noodle to Musk on me as I've been warned that rat snakes do.

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    Yea I've heard about musking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FollowTheSun View Post
    I swear it was the absolute biggest poop she has ever done in her whole life. I noticed this morning she was "full" but didn't think about that as I was hanging out with her because she's never pooped on me before. It was a good lesson on how random life is, and how you just learn to laugh sometimes because what else can you do?

    I'm still waiting for noodle to Musk on me as I've been warned that rat snakes do.

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    Re: It finally happened

    Quote Originally Posted by FollowTheSun View Post
    I swear it was the absolute biggest poop she has ever done in her whole life. I noticed this morning she was "full" but didn't think about that as I was hanging out with her because she's never pooped on me before. It was a good lesson on how random life is, and how you just learn to laugh sometimes because what else can you do?

    I'm still waiting for noodle to Musk on me as I've been warned that rat snakes do.

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    "Some days we're the pigeon...other days we're the statue"

    I've never had a snake take a dump on my bed before, that's a big inconvenient cleanup! Hindsight: good idea to check snake for bulge above cloaca when you
    first take them out for handling...then you know whether or not to proceed, or at least put an old towel under them. I haven't been dumped on very often, but by far
    the most "memorable" was a rosy boa that was sweetly snuggling inside my shirt for a while...all of a sudden she poo'd down my back! -thanks so much!

    Your noodle may never musk you....that's a sign of stress & yours is very comfortable with you, so you might have to live without that "experience"... It's really
    NOT all that common for c/b rat snakes to musk. If they do, there's something wrong with your handling techniques, slow down. It's more common with hatchlings.

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    Re: It finally happened

    Yep! Been there and it stinks!!! I used to have a banana bp that used to pee on me every so often when handling. The very first time he peed on me and it soaked the t-shirt I was wearing, as well as the pillow case on my bed...He had such a good aim..little bugger!!
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