Live prey vs......

[wendyhoo9]

Joanna, I can't wait until the little ones are grown up enough for some good embarassing Mom moments Though your cow stories had me laughing for a good 30 minutes. I even had to show him all the pics (personally, I think your husbands should have let you doll up old Bossy, then bail you out of jail for defacing the beloved town bovine )

Adam, Christie is a verrrrrrrry sad little drinker. Two drinks and she's toast, makes her lots of fun at parties (good ammo for little sister

Christie remember my first dewy eyed trip to college, little high schooler that I was thought I was going to get to go drinking, but the site of my wise and normally subdued sister yelling in the center of the quad made me decide babysitting was probably the better option for the nite! ....she's gonna kill me....hopefully she's a bigger person and will not share any of my unfortunate stories!!!

LOVE YOU CHRISTIE!!!!!!!

[frankykeno]

Glad to provide a good laff Wendy, we moms always need those LOL. Just remember now when they are little...TAKE NOTES! Save those for future embarrassing moments as payback for busting curfew or bringing home some new wierd boyfriend with pants that hang low and the ability to only form 2 word sentences (one word being Dude of course).

I have sisters too. You know of course you have now opened the floodgates and Christie is I'm sure dragging out some realllllllllly cute Wendy moments to share LOL. Sisters are wonderful but unfortunately take immense pleasure in being the Keepers of All Things Best Forgotten.

One bit of motherly wisdom (and this one is a sure fire winner). If all else fails and the wee demons (errr children) act up at the local Piggly Wiggly it's always effective to break into song (store provided muzak being a just nifty parenting tool). If this isn't immediately effective......offer to add in a bit of choreography! It's a never fail way to get 4 active kids into immediate line, also quite effective as a way to get to go shopping without any of the kids whining to come along LOL.

~~Jo~~

[alexrls]

i have 3 older sisters who now that i tower about 5 inches over all of them give me no trouble at all however when i was little after they dressed me up like a girl make up and everything and playtime was over my mom would yell down the stairs "girls cleanup ur toys before supper" and my darling sisters being such angles would put me away in the bottom drawer!

[Adam_Wysocki]

... when i was little after they dressed me up like a girl make up and everything and playtime was over my mom would yell down the stairs "girls cleanup ur toys before supper" and my darling sisters being such angles would put me away in the bottom drawer!

Didn't Dahmer say the exact same thing????

j/k ... just trying to keep with the shoe busting spirit of the thread

-adam

[wendyhoo9]

Joanna...I'm taking notes, the singing one is a riot!!! LOL

My son did get me the other day at the doctors office. He asked what was on my legs and I told him I should probably shave soon....so he starts singing "Mommy needs to shave" over and over....Then he came back and told me not to worry, my legs weren't as hairy as Dad's! Ahhh...and he's only almost 3

Alexrls, Christie and I may have indulged in a little brother dress up as well. Poor Gregory, still complains about it to this day.


BTW - Christie should not even have time to log in today or for the next week...with any luck she won't notice

[tigerlily]

Ooooohhhhh Wendy you are in so much trouble now girl!!! Those are fighting words!!! Did I mention I'm in a hotel with internet access?!?! Not only do I have good stories, but I have pictures to boot! A specific one of your beloved perm in 7th grade is one of my personal favorites. It would be so easy to scan that baby It is a sisterly duty to keep siblings in line, and me being the oldest makes me a role model I've still got another six hour car ride to think of some good stuff. Or I can end with this wonderful question .... how many states do you have to go through to get from MD to PA?????

Love you too dear darling sister of mine! Someone get me a drink!

[Adam_Wysocki]

Ooooohhhhh Wendy you are in so much trouble now girl!!! Those are fighting words!!! Did I mention I'm in a hotel with internet access?!?! Not only do I have good stories, but I have pictures to boot! A specific one of your beloved perm in 7th grade is one of my personal favorites. It would be so easy to scan that baby It is a sisterly duty to keep siblings in line, and me being the oldest makes me a role model I've still got another six hour car ride to think of some good stuff. Or I can end with this wonderful question .... how many states do you have to go through to get from MD to PA?????

Love you too dear darling sister of mine! Someone get me a drink!

This is outstanding .... I love it when hot chicks get catty and it's not directed at me!!! NICE

If you guys decide to fight it out and need anything ... boxing gloves, referee, warm oil maybe? .... be sure and give me a call


-adam

[daniel1983]

...you forgot video camera

[Adam_Wysocki]

...you forgot video camera

shhhhh .... don't spook 'em!

-adam

[iceman25]

Wayto hijack a thread guys

I vote for Purina Snake Chow