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    The Haiku Thread

    Write a haiku. or 15. About anything - your snake, your couch, your life, the universe, an experience you've had.

    (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)



    A soft, cooing voice
    Floating through the evening air
    Its words; light kisses.


    Bright lights, tall buildings...
    A ravenous populace
    Drooling desire.


    There - it twitched, shifted
    Scents of rodent on my tongue
    A single, swift strike.
    Last edited by Heeltoeclutch; 10-11-2014 at 04:32 AM.

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    Here's five syllables
    And heres seven syllables
    Are you happy now?
    ……………………………………………...

    Haikus are poems
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
    Im just throwing around my opinions. Im trying to give as much help as I've received on this website

    1.0 Ball Python
    2.0 Red Clawed Scorpion

    (1.0 means Male right?)

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    One, two, three, FOUR, FIVE,
    Six, seven, eight, NINE, TEN, beep!
    Eleven, TWELVE! Yeah!!!

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    What the heck did I just watch?!?! I…..I don't think I was high…….
    Im just throwing around my opinions. Im trying to give as much help as I've received on this website

    1.0 Ball Python
    2.0 Red Clawed Scorpion

    (1.0 means Male right?)

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    Delicious, golden,
    Fried and glazed and greasy too.
    Oh how I regret.

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    Painful rectal itch
    Antihemorrhoidal creme
    Ahh, all better now
    Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

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    This thread has gone south,
    Which is impressive for sure.
    Where else will it lead?
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    There once was a man
    From Nantucket, who... Oh, wait.
    That's not a haiku!


    Can you tell I'm bored?
    I can't stop making haikus.
    Procrastination.


    I have a question
    For everyone on this site:
    Is this a normal?
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    Re: The Haiku Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Alan View Post
    I have a question
    For everyone on this site:
    Is this a normal?
    Looks normal to me
    It must be bred to be sure
    Maybe a new morph.
    Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

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    Re: The Haiku Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Alan View Post
    I have a question
    For everyone on this site:
    Is this a normal?
    A state of normal,
    It presents a paradox:
    No real thing is so.


    Normalness beckons,
    Alas, I grow weary, bored.
    Constrain yourselves not.
    Last edited by Heeltoeclutch; 10-16-2014 at 04:34 PM.

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