Now for the news headlines.
Irresponsible Reptile owner was attacked by vicious monitor lizard. Monitor lizards like komodos can get to 600 lbs and 23 feet long and have been known to eat small Volkswagons. The exact whereabouts of the reptile are unknown at this time. It has not been expressly stated whether the victim lived through the terrible ordeal. State police and federal authorities have been alerted and have no given a statement on the situation.
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On the other hand, that's freaking adorable. "I can nom this!"