My pets, ball python, tarantula, scorpion, puppy.

[STROUSE90]

I was told I could put any of my pets on here. I'm willing to take full advantage of that HERE WE GO.

This is my ball python named Lucy.


She is very affectionate towards mice and rats, here's her giving one a kiss


And another giving this rat a bear hug, the rat even smiled for the picture!


Is this mouse trying to give Lucy a kiss?


Whoops she's not in the mood. Thankfully girls don't do this when not in the mood.


Burp.


This is one of my tarantulas, Budd. Eight legs means he can play xbox. I'm still better than him.


Ever get that feeling that something bad is about to happen?


This is Al Sharpton. His name is Al Sharpton because.. well nvm.


He glows under a backlight.


This is... still deciding on his name, but look at that huge mustache! Ron Swanson? Any ideas?


Last but certainly not least is my pup Molly. She's an alcoholic.


Which is the imposter?


She may be a lesbian, she picks up more girls than I do


Ever lay in bed and just stick your arm in the air? It's gotta mean something good.




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[Tarzan152]

LMMFAO!!! You have a dark sense of humor and I love it. Ha.. I ran to my wife to show her Al Sharpton. "Really Danny?" she says sarcastically. Too funny.. Great pics..

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[AlexisFitzy]

Omg I love your collection! You have the best captions for them, it was so funny reading them all xD you are a very entertaining person lol I like you


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[ZacharyPoller]

Awesome caption

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[CrazySnakeLady0]

Love it! Haha

[blackfish707]

These are great. Good job, sir.

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[JMoriarty]

I'd name the mustached tarantula Tom Selleck... just saying.

[sopa]

omg the feeding pictures are hilarious!! i hope that doesn't make me a dark person.. heh heh

cute pup! im not too fond of arachnids, though..

[_Victoria]

Haha! This is the best thing I've seen all night.


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[Herpenthusiast3]

ROFL!!! Please name the t Ron Swanson. It's soooo perfect. For sure my favorite character from parks and rec. "the only type of witness I like to be is a hostile one... So I plan on answering everyone of there questions, with a question."