75lbs of Stupid

[elevatethis]

My brother has this Matrix cat that is crazy. She will sprint from one side of a hallway to the other, and jump from the floor, have all 4 paws hit the wall, then jump back to the floor. This cat is insane and gets into everything- we had to abandon the idea of keeping her as a housecat. She now lives outside at my mom's place, killing off the local wildlife. The kill list for last week included 2 birds, a squirrel, and a mole. And thats just the stuff she decided to bring in to the garage.

[Marla]

maybe part golden retriever? i can't tell. there's supposed to be a site somewhere that you can give them a picture of your dog and they will tell you what breed(s) it is.

[ziggy]

sorry, that last post was me, not marla.

[UberAlice]

My mom had a retarded cat for 15 years or so. It was born in our house and the mama didn't want it after the first month or so but had to live with her another 12 years or something like that. I once saw her hop up on the coffee table, walk across, and forget she wasn't on the floor by the time she got to the other end, so she fell off. Sad and funny at the same time.

That's what Phoenix is, she suffered a mouth/nasal virus when she was a kitten that stunted her growth, mentally and physically. She's definitely a "short bus" kitty.

[Alkaurkharim]

She's definitely a "short bus" kitty.

ROFL

You should see my dogs o_O They are just silly. One is a Black Lab/Greyhound/Aquita(sp?) mix. She has a blacklab body and coloring, except her underbelly, she has a curly Aquita tail, and she has the Greyhound face and attitude. When we first got her she would sneak into my sisters room and steal her underwear and make us chase her around the dining room table o_O *This one is the "REALLY" slow one*

My other one is a Pitbull/Sharpei mix o_O She has pretty loose skin but no wrinkles on the outside. She is all wrinkles inside though. She has digestion problems and ear problems cause the wrinkles in her ears. She has to take Meds almost everyday when her ear is bugging her. She's deathly afraid of thunder, she will crawl under anything to hide and shake like nuts o_O


EDIT: I would love to have a permanent kitten though ^_^ So small and cuddly and playfull ^_^ You are lucky!

[UberAlice]

Yeah, she's the best cat I've ever had in my life. My best friend and I went out to get ice cream one day, and came back with a cat. She was a stray from a local abandoned crack house...no lie. I'd broken up with a fiancee a week or so beforehand, and Phoenix was completely what I needed to get my head back on straight. Lost a boyfriend, got a kitten, came out ahead.

[led4urhead]

Furriest squid I've ever seen. :lol:

And missing some tentacles

[Alkaurkharim]

Most kittens are better then most guys anyway, myself excluded of course! At least I'd like to THINK I'm better then a kitten o_O

[led4urhead]

No cats .. dogs!

[Alkaurkharim]

This kitty thing reminds me of an old image that is pretty funny but probably somewhat innapropriate for the younger viewers of the board


*refrains from posting it, but blows up from the pressure*