lol my sister is like this too but with my ball python... She screams at the site of it and spazzes out. When i was rinsing off my bp in the washroom from his own pee she was screaming telling me i was gonna get salmonella and i just endangered the whole family... I was at a loss for words...
I'd just kiss my snake in front of her. I give my boy kisses all the time and have yet to die.