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    Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

    Cars are for driving. Getting from point A to point B. If you have a car that is so special that it needs to inconvenience me, then don't drive it and get a bicycle or don't complain when i go out of my way to return the inconveniences by parking nice and close.

    When i see people double parked like that, i can't type out here the things i say or do without getting an infraction.
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    I've contemplated getting fake tickets to put on people's car for it.

    That mini heart attack will teach them.

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    Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kodieh View Post
    I've contemplated getting fake tickets to put on people's car for it.

    That mini heart attack will teach them.

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    If it doesn't then i'll just take a dump on their hood and you can make the note say "the bird missed your car, i have better aim"
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    Re: Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    If it doesn't then i'll just take a dump on their hood and you can make the note say "the bird missed your car, i have better aim"
    " Next time it's the seat. You have been warned, everyone gets one. "

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    Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kodieh View Post
    " Next time it's the seat. You have been warned, everyone gets one. "

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    "P.S.- I'm having mexican beforehand"
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    Re: Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    "P.S.- I'm having mexican beforehand"
    Yep, this is single handedly one of the most devious notes possible to leave.

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    Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

    More devious than general grievous
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    Re: Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

    hahahaha! awesome.

    I once worked with a guy who dropped a deuce in someone's sunroof once.
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    We have a winner..

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