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Re: A Joke
 Originally Posted by Bobbafett
Mother in law rearranged is:
Woman hitler
I wonder if i'm the only one that looked at this multiple times just to assure myself that this is right... 
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0.1 Centralian Carpet Python - Charlotte 0.1 Blood Python
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Originally Posted by SSALB
I wonder if i'm the only one that looked at this multiple times just to assure myself that this is right...
LOL when I first was told that, I did the same
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Re: A Joke
If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
~ Samantha
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Harold asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
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Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'
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