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OH MAN......thanks! I'll keep an eye out!
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LMAO...you silly thing you
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Jeanne, they are colubrids, and really great ones too.
Funny pics man. I was looking at the bite marks thinking it was a photoshop job, then saw the pic of you screaming and I nearly crapped myself. lol
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I suspected a marker and some sauce instead of Photoshop, myself ...
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I am predicting that within a few days your other arm will fall off, then your legs. Shortly thereafter, your body will start to elongate and your skin will begin to grow scales. You will lose the ability to blink your eyes, but you'll notice that your jaw seems to open a whole lot farther than it used to. You will find that getting around without your legs will at first be difficult, but you'll soon learn to control your stomach muscles so well that you'll find crawling around on your belly not only very easy, but very efficient.
The good news is that you will find it very easy to stick to a high protein/low carb "Atkins" style diet. The bad news is, you'll find the idea of swallowing small, furry animals whole very appealing.
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OK, I had logged in before I posted that reply, but for some reason it logged me out and registered me as "Guest". I might have understood that had it been a long time between my logging in and my posting, but it was only a few minutes.
I'm so confused...
We do not quit playing because we grow old; we grow old because we quit playing.
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LOL, Hoomi, that was funny!
Oh, and I'm having the same problem with getting logged out all the time.
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personally i wouldnt worry about the lost arm,theres great fake ones now-a-days.
Id go for the terminator look,get one that has a gun or something that can pop out,and holes to show the metal bone structure underneath.Best part is you can get bitten as much as you want on the new arm and it wont be a problem.
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Just hope that you dont loose all your limbs and change too much. Your new owners may have to probe you to find out what sex you are. Ouch!!
The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is....
....Tattooed people don't care if you're not tattooed.
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