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    You might be a ball python keeper..........

    If you get better sleep at night when your pet eats.

    Same premise as "you might be a red neck". I'm interested in what clever sayings you all can come up with, let's hear them!

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    You might be a ball python keeper if...

    The majority of your freezer is taken up by rodents.
    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    the police show up thinking you might be growing pot becuase your utility bills is a little high
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    You might be a ball python keeper if...

    You come home from work and yell " Honeys I am home " and you are talking to your snakes.

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    You might be a ball python keeper if...

    -You're on this website.

    -You've ever yawned and thought to yourself that you must be "re-adjusting your jaw."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmack91 View Post
    You might be a ball python keeper if...

    The majority of your freezer is taken up by rodents.
    X2.

    Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk

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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    You might be a ball python keeper if you own and use a soldering iron, but have no idea how circuits work.

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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    You have ever lent a friend a couple feeder rats
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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    Quote Originally Posted by apple2 View Post
    You might be a ball python keeper if you own and use a soldering iron, but have no idea how circuits work.
    +1 to that lol use it everyday but not for soldering haha.
    - Joey

    No snakes anymore!


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    You've managed to turn random household items into cage decorations.

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