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    Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    We all know how hard it is, waiting and hoping for good results from the Egg Gods. So my friend spontaniously wrote a prayer for me to chant, latin/monk style.

    Ova, Ova, Ova.
    Spermatis forte.
    Dee ennay viabilis.
    Lie veggs, Lie veggs
    Hah chout, hah chout, hah chout!

    If you get a good rhythm going, it's soothing. Hopefully they listen and give me something good. I had 6 eggs laid out of my Het Pied female, bred to either the het pied male or the cinny.

    BTW, it's not latin.. just read it out loud and see if you figure it out. Gotta love my friends, who never owned reptiles, helping me out. Ha!

    *all contents of this post are meant in jest and are not meant to be offensive to any religious person, monk, Egg God, or chant-writers. If you find this post offensive, please read it in reverse to eliminate the offense from your mind and move along to the next thread. This is not the thread you are looking for.
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    Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    I chant things too, but mine aren't printable chants

    Good luck with your season
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    Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    GIVE ME 6 PIEDS NOW
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    Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    Gets the garlic out
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    Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    5 of the 6 eggs have veins, the 6th one went into the garbage, it was no good.
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    Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    LOL I like your disclaimer. Good luck to everyone expecting or watching eggs!

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    Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy-hound View Post
    5 of the 6 eggs have veins, the 6th one went into the garbage, it was no good.
    Maybe your chant was too loud?
    Good luck with the remaining eggers.
    Jerry Robertson

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    Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer

    LOL! Love it, T
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