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Got eggs? Got a special prayer
We all know how hard it is, waiting and hoping for good results from the Egg Gods. So my friend spontaniously wrote a prayer for me to chant, latin/monk style.
Ova, Ova, Ova.
Spermatis forte.
Dee ennay viabilis.
Lie veggs, Lie veggs
Hah chout, hah chout, hah chout!
If you get a good rhythm going, it's soothing. Hopefully they listen and give me something good. I had 6 eggs laid out of my Het Pied female, bred to either the het pied male or the cinny.
BTW, it's not latin.. just read it out loud and see if you figure it out. Gotta love my friends, who never owned reptiles, helping me out. Ha!
*all contents of this post are meant in jest and are not meant to be offensive to any religious person, monk, Egg God, or chant-writers. If you find this post offensive, please read it in reverse to eliminate the offense from your mind and move along to the next thread. This is not the thread you are looking for.
Theresa Baker
No Legs and More
Florida, USA
"Stop being a wimpy monkey,; bare some teeth, steal some food and fling poo with the alphas. "
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Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer
I chant things too, but mine aren't printable chants
Good luck with your season
Jerry Robertson
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Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer
GIVE ME 6 PIEDS NOW
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Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer
5 of the 6 eggs have veins, the 6th one went into the garbage, it was no good.
Theresa Baker
No Legs and More
Florida, USA
"Stop being a wimpy monkey,; bare some teeth, steal some food and fling poo with the alphas. "
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Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer
LOL I like your disclaimer. Good luck to everyone expecting or watching eggs!
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Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer
Originally Posted by wolfy-hound
5 of the 6 eggs have veins, the 6th one went into the garbage, it was no good.
Maybe your chant was too loud?
Good luck with the remaining eggers.
Jerry Robertson
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Re: Got eggs? Got a special prayer
LOL! Love it, T
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