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Blind man in a female biker bar
A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:
1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Charles B. Cardell
www.ciderinc.com
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing
it. - George Bernard Shaw
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Re: Blind man in a female biker bar
 Originally Posted by cardell75
A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:
1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
I just KNOW they put the fellow in traction!
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Thanks!! I'm glad I could bring a smaile to anyones face during this time period!
Charles B. Cardell
www.ciderinc.com
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing
it. - George Bernard Shaw
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That was awesome, thanks.
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Watch it, Chuck, I know where you live. 
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Charles B. Cardell
www.ciderinc.com
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing
it. - George Bernard Shaw
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