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    WALKING THE DOG

    A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.
    Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento
    along the way. The flight attendant explained that
    there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
    to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

    Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
    The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the
    lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly
    underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

    He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
    because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
    name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost
    an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

    The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

    Picture this:
    All the people in the gate area came to a complete stand still
    when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane
    with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
    People scattered!!! They not only tried to change planes,

    but they were trying to change airlines.

    True story. Have a great day and remember..





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    ...A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!
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    Re: Walking the dog

    LOL Thats funny.

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    Re: Walking the dog

    Quote Originally Posted by BallPythonZone View Post
    LOL Thats funny.
    Yea i would have busted a gutt if i was watching the people freaking out
    Joe Haggard

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    Re: Walking the dog

    I didn't find this funny Joey, just because I thought if I was on that plane I would be freaking out and that would be scary as hell. I don't like planes
    Tiff'z Morphz

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    Re: Walking the dog

    Quote Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany View Post
    I didn't find this funny Joey, just because I thought if I was on that plane I would be freaking out and that would be scary as hell. I don't like planes
    Aww cmon party pooper .With my luck that dog would have belonged to the pilot .I will walk before i fly on a plane
    Joe Haggard

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    Re: Walking the dog

    Quote Originally Posted by joepythons View Post
    Aww cmon party pooper .With my luck that dog would have belonged to the pilot .I will walk before i fly on a plane
    I feel safer driving to a place rather than being on a plane. And people say driving is more dangerous..
    Tiff'z Morphz

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    Re: Walking the dog

    Quote Originally Posted by joepythons View Post
    Aww cmon party pooper .With my luck that dog would have belonged to the pilot .I will walk before i fly on a plane
    Thats funny as heck and I would laugh if I could be witness to that IRL but planes make me sick too.. You wont find mt in an airport anytime soon lol!

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    Re: Walking the dog

    I thought it was funny but, if true, This story just shows how absolutly stupid the people in this country are. Who in their right mind would believe a blind man could actually fly that plane. Borderline retards we are talkin about here. Besides that, if we had the technology to make a plane that could be flown by a blind man, would there really be anything to be afraid of?


    Twelve hours in a car isnt that big a deal.... Id still rather fly though. A cross country trip that takes 36 hours of driving time.... forget that. 5 hours on a plane isnt nothing u big bunch of babies.... gosh

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    Re: Walking the dog

    Quote Originally Posted by STEW View Post
    Twelve hours in a car isnt that big a deal.... Id still rather fly though. A cross country trip that takes 36 hours of driving time.... forget that. 5 hours on a plane isnt nothing u big bunch of babies.... gosh
    Well in a car if you run out of gas you are still alive.If your plane runs out of fuel or stops running, well kiss your butterbeans goodbye .One more thing cars dont get hijacked to fly to pakistan either
    Joe Haggard

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