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Thread: Stupid vet...

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    Stupid vet...

    I went into a grocery store last night and was talking to the cashier about my snakes. He told me he has a friend that has a snake that likes to stretch his mouth alot.. The woman was worried about the snake so she took it to the vet to have it checked out.. The vet told her he was stretching his mouth so he can get ready to eat her..(its almost a full grown BP).. I was like OH MY GOSH!

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    Re: Stupid vet...

    This is an urban legend that just will not die...
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    Re: Stupid vet...

    Or a sarcastic vet

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    Re: Stupid vet...

    Just like the RTB that lays stretched out on the bed next to their owner, sizing them up...
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    Re: Stupid vet...

    Yup, I've heard many people say that when we are exhibiting our albino burmese. They ask if it roams loose in the house and ever stretches out next to us on the couch. People are crazy now-a-days.
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