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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
i can only say I glad I never took one in I bet those sucker got one heck of a diet that drive me to the poor houser to feed. let alone more around ( have to glue( weld or something ) to the neck so it hangs foot infront of it nose just out of reach ot move it around the house t oclean it room( old carrot onthe stick joke from world of warcraft) lol heckI know I could not pick up let alone carry or walkr with a lizard that large in my arms.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Originally Posted by Skiploder
I knew a man - an old man mind you - who had done what many considered "a lot" in the reptile world.
There were a few forums he would frequent, sadly he doesn't do much of that anymore.
To the uninitiated, he would often make outrageous claims.
To those who knew who he was, those claims were perfectly believable.
One of his favorite pot-stirring tactics was to start a thread about an outrageously rare or large animal in his collection.
For weeks upon end he would let people call him out, express their doubts and accuse him of lying - all while making jokes and increasing the doubt. Those of us who knew him well were warned privately to not ruin the joke....to let those who have been taught by the Almighty Care Sheet or who have drunk from the Trough of Internet Regurgitation whip out their pitchforks and torches.
Then when the stew was spiced just right he'd provide the proof and make a lot of people look like judgmental idiots. Case in point - all of you knuckle-heads who think the third person affectation is serious need to pull your heads out of your asses.
Now, I have never met Big Gunns and I have no idea what amazing animals he keeps.....but I've seen this played out before.
Keep in mind folks - some people have nothing to prove to you.............except maybe to gently point out how much you really don't know.
....or maybe Big Gunns is a big bag of wind. I guess we'll find out when he decides everything is spiced just right.
Ah, but what I love about this post, and this thread.....
If BG doesn't ever post the photo, then he is seen as a liar by most.
If BG does post photos, then he's simply been stirring the pot, for the sole purpose of stirring the pot.
Either way, both are fantastic gestures by a person starved for attention in a world outside of BP.net.
There is a reason he is on my ignore list. I graduated from forum school a long time ago.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Originally Posted by Soterios
Ah, but what I love about this post, and this thread.....
If BG doesn't ever post the photo, then he is seen as a liar by most.
If BG does post photos, then he's simply been stirring the pot, for the sole purpose of stirring the pot.
Either way, both are fantastic gestures by a person starved for attention in a world outside of BP.net.
There is a reason he is on my ignore list. I graduated from forum school a long time ago.
Big Gunns loves how the people that have him on their "ignore list" always seem to be commenting on him. Big Gunns finds that AMAZING.
Greatness is just impossible to ignore....but then again...so is a car wreck.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Originally Posted by Big Gunns
Greatness is just impossible to ignore....but then again...so is a car wreck.
Another chink in the armor Big Glutes. Not only can be, but has been and will be.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Originally Posted by wilomn
Another chink in the armor PERFECT Glutes. Not only can be, but has been and will be.
Big Gunns sees no such "chink". and Big Gunns best buddy(mirror) would never lie to him.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Originally Posted by wilomn
Another chink in the armor Big Glutes. Not only can be, but has been and will be.
Originally Posted by Big Gunns
Big Gunns sees no such "chink". and Big Gunns best buddy(mirror) would never lie to him.
I'm beginning to think that Big Guffaw does not see many things at all that he thinks he sees quite clearly.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
www.humanewatch.org
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
why does big guns always speak in the 3d person?
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Originally Posted by bamf64
why does big guns always speak in the 3d person?
Why not? I did it all the time back in Junior High.
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Re: 80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor
Originally Posted by wilomn
I'm beginning to think that Big Guffaw does not see many things at all that he thinks he sees quite clearly.
Big Gunns will tel yah this much Willy....BG "sees" you very clearly.
Originally Posted by bamf64
why does big guns always speak in the 3d person?
His fans will not allow him to quit.....and he doesn't want to.
Originally Posted by Jerhart
Why not? I did it all the time back in Junior High.
And wasn't that some of the most fun you ever had in your life.
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