Snake Jokes!

1. Two snakes are talking.

The first snake says, "Are we the kind of snakes that grab our prey, constrict them to kill them, and then eat them? OR, are we the kind of snakes that bite our prey, inject venom that kills them, and then eat them?

The second snake says, "Why do you ask?"

The first snake says, "I just bit my lip!"

2. What do you get when you cross a boid with a contractor?

A BOA CONSTRUCTOR!

3. What kind of snakes are great at math?

Adders!


Anyone else got any? Corny, I know, but kind of funny too.

Enjoy!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!
Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!

how do you measure a snake?
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in inches. they don't have any feet!

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Originally Posted by tttaylorrr

how do you measure a snake?
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in inches. they don't have any feet!

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Classic!

1. Do you know what's great about venomous snakes?

Their poisonality!

Funny Toon

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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A:A jump rope.

Q:What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
A:Fang letters!

Q:What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
A:Addercadabra and abradacobra.

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Originally Posted by C.Marie

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!

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I am so using this at work in my next meeting.

Ran across this one some years ago.

A boa constrictor they say,
While shedding its skin one day,
Thought how gross and how crude,
To be caught in the nude,
And bashfully slithered away.

Haha:):)

Q: Why did the BP cross the road?

P: To get to the other hide.

:P ;)