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  • 08-20-2009, 10:11 PM
    sg1trogdor
    Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Just though I would start something like this. Just post your favorite quote(s). They don't have to be profound or anything and they can be from whomever famous or not. Just curious to see how this goes.

    Heres a few of mine.

    "America is the only country where you go hunting on a full stomach" Chris Rock Never scared comedy special.

    "If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprahs money he'd jump out a :soapbx:window". Chris Rock Never scared comedy special.

    The rest are from General George S. Patton a true American hero. :salute::salute:

    "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his"

    "Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men"

    "As I walk through the valley of death I fear no one, for I am the meanest mother :soapbx: in the valley!


    Hope you enjoy. :)
  • 08-20-2009, 10:16 PM
    BMorrison
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "If you want to go to heaven and don't believe in god drink a red bull" - Ville Valo of HIM
  • 08-20-2009, 10:24 PM
    Mitch21
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    My all-time favorite quote is something that my Dad has had hanging on his office wall for years...

    "The bitterness of poor quality lingers long after the sweetness of cheap price is forgotten."


    Also love:

    "If you piss your pants, you only stay warm for so long."

    "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."
  • 08-20-2009, 10:44 PM
    Neal
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "If she's that bad, put an american flag over her face and do it for your country" -Neal
  • 08-20-2009, 10:51 PM
    andwhy6
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Always upgrade.... Never downgrade" me

    " its easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission" dont know where i got that

    "take it easy! if its easy take it twice!"
  • 08-20-2009, 10:55 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    An old man with a slight flaw in his character once said this and I've held it near and dear since I first came across it.

    "When I have finished trampling the flowers, the hooves of my horse are more fragrant," Li Kao.
  • 08-20-2009, 11:01 PM
    Denial
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    My eyes look all around
    BUt all I can focus on is you
    for in you I find me
  • 08-20-2009, 11:19 PM
    Muze
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time."

    John Lydgate
  • 08-20-2009, 11:29 PM
    West Coast Jungle
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Better than the one who knows what is right is the one who loves what is right."

    Confucius
  • 08-20-2009, 11:42 PM
    Hock3ymonk3y
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Everyone is born right handed, only the greatest overcome it" -Brilliant Author Unknown

    BTW I am a lefty, just like all of the other 10% of the world :)
  • 08-21-2009, 12:20 AM
    CoolioTiffany
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Giving up is only you failing to do something, keep on going and try to do what you wanted to achieve no matter how hard or easy it may be
  • 08-21-2009, 12:45 AM
    Soterios
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    You know it's funny. One of my favorite quotes of all time comes from South Park.


    Butters; "Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid."
  • 08-21-2009, 01:31 AM
    Hulihzack
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Butters... Nice :D

    "Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" -Jimi Hendrix

    "Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak out and prove it" - forgot where I saw this

    There's no such thing as a stupid question... only really obvious answers.

    "It tied the f______g room together...." -The Dude
  • 08-21-2009, 09:52 AM
    MattU
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two make four. After that, all else follows." George Orwell, '1984'
  • 08-21-2009, 10:03 AM
    Freakie_frog
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Cost and Worth are to totally different things. ~anonymous

    Some men see things as they are and ask why I dream things that never were and ask why not? ~ George B. Shaw

    “As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth.” ~ Paul Keating
  • 08-21-2009, 10:09 AM
    tonkatoyman
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Any man can cheapen what he does to sell it for less. The man who buys on price alone is this mans fair game" Anon
  • 08-21-2009, 10:12 AM
    FatBoy
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Each day you can either get better or get worse, you never stay the same. What will you do today" Coach Bob Lewis.

    "Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see". An old man I once knew.

    "Character is doing the right thing, even when noone is watching" Unknown.

    "The early bird gets the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese!" Unknown. LMAO everytime I think of this one.
  • 08-21-2009, 10:36 AM
    HypoPita
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Freakie_frog View Post
    Cost and Worth are to totally different things. ~anonymous

    Don't you lie! That was from Confessions of a Shopaholic!! BUSTED! :P:rofl:

    My favorite is something my dad once told me: "Where you go in live, depends on who's driving."

    "Don't let the party creep up on you"

    And the one I use all the time: "It's only hard if you don't know how to do it."
  • 08-21-2009, 11:09 AM
    Jerhart
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check."

    ~M.C. Escher
  • 08-21-2009, 11:20 AM
    Neal
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Some really good ones:

    "99% of being smart, is knowing what your stupid at." - Neal

    "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -Was on the back of something I bought.

    "We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies, though passion may have strength, we must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic quart of memory, will swell and again touched, and surely they will be by the better angels of our nature."
    -American History X

    "So easy to use, No wonder its #1" -AOL
  • 08-21-2009, 11:37 AM
    coolluigi007
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "Come silent walrus, let us storm the castle!!! I will don my safety gear." - Adam Savage.
  • 08-21-2009, 11:55 AM
    Soterios
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Neal View Post

    "99% of being smart, is knowing what your stupid at." - Neal

    You mean like grammar. :rofl:

    When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.

    Bill Clinton
  • 08-21-2009, 11:58 AM
    Neal
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Soterios View Post
    You mean like grammar. :rofl:

    Nope. Grammar is over-rated. It's easier just to do basic typing, or rather not using caps at all.

    BTW I mean't posts that throw an original thread off subject. Especially when some people have no clue about the things they ramble.
  • 08-21-2009, 12:29 PM
    Exotic Python Designs
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    “Cowards act a fool, but the bravest of men obey gods rules”

    From a song I heard but cant remember the name of it.
  • 08-21-2009, 03:32 PM
    Mery
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Chuck Palahniuk is one of my favourite authors. He writes provocative, compelling books that completely just suck you into his world. One of his books, Invisible Monsters, holds a special place in my excuse for a heart. The central character, an attention starved ex model at one point declares..."If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible."

    And for some reason, this quote has always stuck out at me. It's such a blunt, daring decision.

    Also, from his most famous book of all, Fight Club, every single thing that damn Tyler Durden says is amazing.

    "It's only after you've lost everything," Tyler says, "that you're free to do anything."


    Other quotes from books...

    "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." - Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird

    "None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me. " - Rorschach, Watchmen. I am a huge Watchmen geek. Everything that Rorschach says is EPIIIIIIC.
  • 08-21-2009, 03:45 PM
    orphan
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "All you need to prepare for marriage is a deep hole dug in a remote location"

    "Some people say hindsight is 20/20. Mine has beer goggles."
  • 08-21-2009, 04:24 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hambone View Post
    "Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two make four. After that, all else follows." George Orwell, '1984'

    I am actually reading this book right now and read that passage this morning but didn't it go, "Freedom to say two plus two equals five?"

    Now I'll have to go look.
  • 08-21-2009, 04:25 PM
    carrieres102584
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    A few quotes from some of the great.

    "A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon

    "I believe in God, but not as one thing,
    not as an old man in the sky.
    I believe that what people call God
    is something in all of us.
    I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed
    and Buddha and all the rest said was right.
    It's just that the translations have gone wrong." - John Lennon

    “No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.” - Bob Dylan

    "All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. " - Bob Dylan


    "Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go with the music. A lot of music is crap and it's all commercial and the images are all trying to sell the record." - Neil Young
  • 08-22-2009, 12:58 AM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Agency and industry. These combined with a modicuum of intellect will take you everywhere you need to go. My social psych prof and mentor.

    Dignity is free, take as much as you want. Jerome - last weekend at a party to a friend of ours that was whining about her current relationship.

    Seems that the only common denominator in all your dysfunctional encounters is you. My friend BJ to his friend Sarah.

    What do we live for if not to make sport for our neighbours? Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice.

    A small sampler.

    Bruce
  • 08-22-2009, 01:16 AM
    wilomn
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people," Mr. Bullock from My Man Godfrey.
  • 08-22-2009, 01:32 AM
    DutchHerp
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "The only thing that sucks about death is not being able to say 'In your face!!!' when all the 'believers' realize they are wrong." - Kenny Wray

    "We believe that the theory of evolution is a foundational scientific truth, one that has stood up to rigorous scrutiny and upon which much of human knowledge and achievement rests." - Open letter of more than 10,000 clergy led by Pastor Warren Eschbach

    Later, Matt
  • 08-22-2009, 02:34 AM
    Elise.m
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    One of my FAVORITE quotes is from a song by Slipknot. Don't poke fun at me for liking them please! :wuv:

    I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed
    Made to feel miniscule
    If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful
    The only thing you really know about me is...
    ...that's all you'll ever know


    Being an online gamer for almost 4 years, that lyric has always stuck with me. Also, one that I personally live by...

    If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

    This is why NO ONE cleans my home!
  • 08-22-2009, 02:47 AM
    Beardedragon
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    It doest matter how many times you fall, its how many times you get right back up.
  • 08-26-2009, 09:25 PM
    sg1trogdor
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Soterios View Post
    You know it's funny. One of my favorite quotes of all time comes from South Park.


    Butters; "Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid."

    you forgot about the faggy goth kid part lol. I love South Park. I think I can say that?
  • 08-26-2009, 10:17 PM
    python.princess
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    In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present

    I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not
  • 08-26-2009, 10:27 PM
    catawhat75
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Ok, in a movie frame of mind tonight. Nothing profound, just funny.

    Half of the movie Twister-
    "She did not marry your penis, ok, she didn't only marry your penis."
    I love that movie, can recite all the lines right along with it. So many quoteable lines!

    Monty Python, how can you not love Monty Python!
    from Life with Brian

    Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
    The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
    Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
    The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
    Brian: You're all different!
    The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
    Man in crowd: I'm not...
    The Crowd: Sch!
  • 08-26-2009, 10:36 PM
    2kdime
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    People in glass houses, sink ships.
  • 08-27-2009, 09:29 AM
    Mindibun
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    "This too shall pass."
  • 08-27-2009, 02:05 PM
    MattU
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 2kdime View Post
    People in glass houses, sink ships.

    And a penny saved is worth two in the bush isn't it?

    Love the boondock saints ha
  • 10-04-2009, 09:01 PM
    pythontricker
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    "If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you" -Mark Twain
  • 10-05-2009, 02:21 PM
    lepidunce
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    So you got mowed down? I don't care. Get up.

    -anon.
  • 10-05-2009, 02:42 PM
    Darkice
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    Give a man a torch and he will be warm for an hour.
    Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
    Anon...:cool:
  • 10-05-2009, 02:55 PM
    Jenn
    Re: Great quotes Post your favorites.
    When you laugh the world laughs with you, when you cry...the world laughs at you.

    A friend
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