Stories of when your BP defecated or peed on you? :]

It just came to mind after reading a thread. Here's mine:

I was holding Candice and she was laying on my stomach and I was playing Xbox and I knew at some point during that day she'll defecate and if it was on me I wouldn't care (then I was thinking about how nasty it would smell and it being.. fresh..). So anyway I was playing my video game when all of a sudden my shirt and pants feel a bit coldish or damp so I looked over and Candice totally peed all over me. I got up and there was the biggest pee stain on the sheets (I was laying on a matress that pulls out of my couch and I put sheets and a blanket on it) I've ever seen and a lot of the pee was on me also. So I put her back, change my clothes, and then go over and take off the sheets. In my head I was thinking, "I never knew a snake could pee SO MUCH!"
Seriously, I never knew snakes could pee that much. Like (not to gross anyone out) she probably peed a lot more than my cat. Like you don't even know what a huge pee spot it was, I was just staring at it in amazement actually because I didn't even know a snake could pee so much! Lol.

Not that my bp has peed on me, but whenever she pees in her tub (I have newsprint so I can see where it is) she covers half the 41 qt tub, which has about the same floor size as a 20L.

wut game were u playing? LOL if it was COD, the gunshots probably made her pee lollll

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Originally Posted by h00blah

wut game were u playing? LOL if it was COD, the gunshots probably made her pee lollll

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You know, I think it was CoD4 lol! I was playing on live, and not doing the best that time and then when I knew she peed I was like oh no not more bad luck.. Lol

I had a corn snake that peed and pooped on me everytime I picked it up...and I own corn snakes no more.

When I had to give mojo his medz when he was sick he peed on my jordans. I should of never pick'd him up lol ...

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Originally Posted by pavlovk1025

I had a corn snake that peed and pooped on me everytime I picked it up...and I own corn snakes no more.

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Lol Corns aren't that bad. Now, I've been musked on numerous times from my King snakes (one I do not own anymore, but I still own my 4 ft sub adult male that I absolutely love and named after Steve Irwin xD) that I can't even count all of the times I've been musked on from them. My largest King snake (Steve) has only musked on me a few times. I had a Milk snake that musked on me a few times also, and my Corn has peed on me before. One time I put him on my bed for not even 30 seconds and he just defecated away on my bed I was like are you kidding me???

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Originally Posted by harm286

When I had to give mojo his medz when he was sick he peed on my jordans. I should of never pick'd him up lol ...

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Lol well, didn't you have to pick him up to give him the meds anyways?:)

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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany

Lol well, didn't you have to pick him up to give him the meds anyways?:)

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I could of just raised his head from his tub lol ... But bsides that he's a great snake.

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Originally Posted by harm286

I could of just raised his head from his tub lol ... But bsides that he's a great snake.

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Gotta always love the loving snakes:D

Well I have 3 stories...

1st - My pastel peed on my stomach when I was laying down in bed and he was in my chest. He almost pooped on me too, but I ran and put him on his tub before he pooped.

2nd - Axanthic made a HUGE pee in my square black rug that I use for my drum set. Took a while to clean it and a few days for the smell to go away. :taz:

3rd - My normal decided to pee on my bed when I put her down in it for 5 secs to grab something from my PC desk. :(

Thats it so far... :tears:

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Originally Posted by Danounet

Well I have 3 stories...

1st - My pastel peed on my stomach when I was laying down in bed and he was in my chest. He almost pooped on me too, but I ran and put him on his tub before he pooped.

2nd - Axanthic made a HUGE pee in my square black rug that I use for my drum set. Took a while to clean it and a few days for the smell to go away. :taz:

3rd - My normal decided to pee on my bed when I put her down in it for 5 secs to grab something from my PC desk. :(

Thats it so far... :tears:

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Hopefully that's all that happens, it isn't fun being peed on or getting pee on your stuff. I set my Corn snake down for oh a good 10 seconds on my bed to go check on Candice and when I move over the comforter to pick him up I found a nice, huge, fresh present that he left on my bed for me to clean up. Not that nice of a Corn snake now is it lol. Though, I've been musked on numerous times from dealing with those colubrids (Kings and Milks). Hope my Hog doesn't decide musking on me would be fun D:

I've never been peed on so far but my red tail boa covers 3/4 of her 41gt tub when she pees. Its worse when she poos, like cleaning up after a rottweiler.:puke2:

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Originally Posted by gp_dragsandballs

I've never been peed on so far but my red tail boa covers 3/4 of her 41gt tub when she pees. Its worse when she poos, like cleaning up after a rottweiler.:puke2:

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Lmao wow. Why did I buy a boa that will get 7-8 ft. long.. big poops= nasty. Though, it doesn't gross me out.. just.. it's going to be A LOT to clean!:weirdface

Oh gosh I just bought my first snake ever two days ago and reading all of the things everyone is writing I'm like WTH was I thinking. Lol

I guess I have been lucky because that has never happened to me, but my ex sister in law had a ball python and he did his business on her one time...oh well she deserved it...!!!!!!!!:P

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Originally Posted by BiggBaddWolf

I guess I have been lucky because that has never happened to me, but my ex sister in law had a ball python and he did his business on her one time...oh well she deserved it...!!!!!!!!:P

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Lol that's funny. I love it when I see the most embarrassing things happen to people from a snake's doing such as defecating on them, peeing on them, biting them, going into shirts and pants, going places where the snake isn't supposed to be lol.. just everything that would be embarrassing. I just can't help at laughing, and I feel so bad for it to embarrass the person even more.

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I know this is an older thread but my bp peed on me while i was watching tv with my parents... it was very cold and tingly not to mention a little embarassing

I've had my pastel boy (seemed a bit constipated) literally shoot a urate a few feet once i removed some shed from around his lower tail and vent. Craziest thing I've seen (aside from the solid 7in long turd he made when he was less than 1000g).

Between my two boys I'd say we've had about 8-10 incidents of pee/poop being generated outside the cage... but that's a guy for you, the world is their toilet! (Unfortunately it's girls like me who have to clean up after them)

Ahh, yes, the sudden cold, damp feeling.... I know it well.

1. Two friends and I were walking, and we each had one of my snakes. Tungsten (VPI Axanthic) had decided to stick his tail in my shirt...and then poop in it.

2. Just a couple weeks ago, I had my ~1500 gram female out, and though I thought it looked like she had to go soon, I decided to keep her out. Big mistake! She peed all over me...and though I wanted to rush her to the bathroom or her tank, I didn't want to drip it all over. So...I just let her go. My goodness, they sure can pee a lot!!! I had to try really hard to keep it from getting on the chair! Yeah, those clothes got soaked for a long time.

I just had my first experience of being "eliminated" on, LOL. The other night I was holding Toby on my neck, and walking around the kitchen looking for munchies (for me ;)). Suddenly I felt a GUSH of warm liquid going down my shirt, followed by a little squeaky sound - which led to 2 urates popping out. And Toby has really good (or bad?) aim, because all of this went right into my cleavage/bra. OMG... talk about an odd feeling. :weirdface Anyway, I remembered this thread & had to share my story!

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Originally Posted by mrshawt

Not that my bp has peed on me, but whenever she pees in her tub (I have newsprint so I can see where it is) she covers half the 41 qt tub, which has about the same floor size as a 20L.

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Yep... Mona can easily cover half of her 41qt too. Considering how big she is (4.5ft & 2000g) and how seldom they eliminate, I guess it's to be expected. You should see the poops that come out of her - WOW!! :D