RETICS ARE EVIL! duh....

SO, the story that im sticking to is...
i opened the tub....


and my 24 FOOT.... (NOT INCH) RETIC....
was sitting there....


like so:
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...TheoNew025.jpg

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN....


it came at me.... (like most retics do :smartalec:)
and tried killing me.... (again like most retics do:smartalec:)


because they are horrible snakes, that grow huge and have nasty attitudes.....



like so :


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...TheoNew010.jpg


thats my story... and im sticking to it....

lol

haha! thats what you will think if you watch too much discovery channel! lol

yes!

Retics are very ferocious! They live only to kill for fun!

This is my 3 year old giant maiming my 19 year old cousin who moonlights as a model (ps: i'm blacklion720 in other forums)

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/658...inandretic.jpg

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Originally Posted by Hock3ymonk3y

haha! thats what you will think if you watch too much discovery channel! lol

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yeah... seriously.
i think there needs to be a law against making animals look bad....
because most of them arnt, as drawn up and evil as they make them sound.

its the same with anacondas and rocks. They all have an undeserved rep. I mean sure take me out of the wild away from my home and stick me in a crate and throw me on a ship for days and id be a little ill to! But with captive bred babies most anacondas,rocks, and retics all calm down great.

By the way great looking animal you have there. I would love to add a pair of those to the collection!

I was going to post a reply to your informative thread...

But my retic killed me before I could! :snake:

Chris

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Originally Posted by mumps

I was going to post a reply to your informative thread...

But my retic killed me before I could! :snake:

Chris

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EVEN MY LOCAL HERP SOCIETY is like...
Retics are huge monsters lol

Retics don't like me.... I've been bitten by them so much:tears: beautiful animals though!:D

I agree such mean nasty animals, here are a couple of shots with wildfire trying to kill my children. LOL
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k.../wldfrgage.jpg
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...BWILDFIRE2.jpg
and our albino P. Phase trying to Kill my youngest son.LOL
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...asso64/pf3.jpg
Even one of our mods That my WC retic was trying to Kill. This is the first time Waltah had encountered such a ferocious killing machine. I thought he was a goner . hahahahaha
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...ltahLilly2.jpg

lol OH MY! THOSE BEASTS! lol

Shawn- I look like a fat deer in headlights in that pic. The retic on the other hand looks great;)

All that was missing is the Jaws music theme lol, which in turn when jaws came out lead to the anihilation of great white sharks...:( Now years later you see video of divers swimming with them.

Its like yeah if you dangle a cheeseburger in front of me long enough ill attack it too,...lol

My condolences to you Shawn, I'm sure your kids will be missed...

Chris

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Originally Posted by mumps

My condolences to you Shawn, I'm sure your kids will be missed...

Chris

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Thanks. Lucky for me I have plenty so missing a couple wont be bad.LOL
Now if I could just find something big enough to eat the older ones. LOL
anyone got a Lion they could rent out for a bit?:taz:

your so lucky that you were able to grab your laptop before you went into the deep or you would never been able to tell your story :D :D

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Originally Posted by Shawn

Thanks. Lucky for me I have plenty so missing a couple wont be bad.LOL
Now if I could just find something big enough to eat the older ones. LOL
anyone got a Lion they could rent out for a bit?:taz:

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How about Varanus komodoensis, we are a reptile site after all!:rofl:

Chris

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Originally Posted by mumps

How about Varanus komodoensis, we are a reptile site after all!:rofl:

Chris

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haha! I always wanted one of these after getting my savannah monitor years ago to use as a guard dog! Neighbors and family would have loved that one:taz:

Hey, My Pops watches SciFi channel.... He calls everytime he watches a "documentary". Like Boa VS Python, etc....
Hey that's the way it is, whatcha gonna do....lol
Rusty

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Originally Posted by waltah!

Shawn- I look like a fat deer in headlights in that pic. The retic on the other hand looks great;)

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Lmao :rofl: Your crazy man :D

Nice retics to everyone else!!!

First off is that a hamster house in the first pic?

Secondly the retics all look great.

Aaagh! I got killed by looking at the pics! EVIL! I'm tellin' ya they're just pure EVIL! :taz:

I think you all are crazy, Retics are the most cowardly snakes in all of history, come on. I could take a retic one hand.....( Giant retic engulfs Derricks head from behind comp chair).

Clearly I am about to be strangled.....
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g.../090703001.jpg

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Originally Posted by Shawn

I agree such mean nasty animals, here are a couple of shots with wildfire trying to kill my children. LOL
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k.../wldfrgage.jpg
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...BWILDFIRE2.jpg
and our albino P. Phase trying to Kill my youngest son.LOL
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...asso64/pf3.jpg
Even one of our mods That my WC retic was trying to Kill. This is the first time Waltah had encountered such a ferocious killing machine. I thought he was a goner . hahahahaha
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...ltahLilly2.jpg

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::gasp:: how can u just watch and take pictures of ur children getting strangled by the behemoth monstrous serpents!!

it was easy to watch I have more.lol