Help Me Win This Arguement!

Okay so here is the story: Me and my friend at school are always arguing on this topic. Who would kick who's butt, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee? I say Chuck Norris but what do you guys think? and why?

Norris. duh.

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Bruce Lee. Definitely... ;)

either way that one new dope asian dude who can stand and do a backflip while kicking a light on a lightpole would come in and smash on both of em. then young jackie chan would go drunken master on his behind

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Originally Posted by bruce whitehead

*stares blankly and wanders to the next thread*

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lol

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Originally Posted by Malpaso

Bruce Lee. Definitely... ;)

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Really? Have you ever seen "Walker Texas Ranger"?

How is this even a question...Bruce Lee could sidekick a hole into a punching bag, in real life. Kids these days :P

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Originally Posted by PythonBreeder

Okay so here is the story: Me and my friend at school are always arguing on this topic. Who would kick who's butt, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee? I say Chuck Norris but what do you guys think? and why?

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Um. Anybody with a good double leg takedown would whoop both their asses.

JonV

Chuck Norris all the way this is why
YouTube - Will IT Blend - Chuck Norris - www.guerrilla-marketing.pl

Dude.... Chuck Norris don't you people know his beard has its own fist and butt kicking ability....

Bruce Lee is a girl I could beat him up and I am a sissy...

Mike

OK well maybe Bruce Lee is not a sissy.... But Chuck is still way cooler and has more butt kicking ability...



NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE... the Blendtech thing....

Jack Bauer would kick both their asses. But between the two, Norris.

You kids need to worry about your school work more :P.

I don't know who would win in Bazzaro world, but in real life, Keith Jardene would beat both of them. Actually, any advanced Muy-Thai artist in the middle weight division would take both of them down.

Bruce was the OG butt-kicker. He wins hands down.

The Blendtec thing was pretty funny though.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Originally Posted by PythonBreeder

Really? Have you ever seen "Walker Texas Ranger"?

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Really? Have you ever seen "Way of the Dragon"????

YouTube - Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris (Way of the Dragon)

Argument over.

Ya can't beat the lean, mea, asian, fighting machine.

Chuck Norris all the way!

that was before cambodia! bruce lee couldnt take a gunshot like walker! nor a bear

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.... true story :8:

its a food chain of badass dudes. Jet Li>Jackie Chan>Van Damme>Norris>Lee. Bruce Lee would prevail.

of course Steven Segal would kill all of them at once :D

I can personally whip 'em all....afterall, I have the remote control to the TV :P

Bruce Lee 100%. Just because there are a million retarded jokes about norris doesnt make him better.

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Originally Posted by gu1do24

of course Steven Segal would kill all of them at once :D

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Not when he can't bend over far enough to tie his own shoes. Bruce Lee would mop the floor with them all.

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Originally Posted by Shadera

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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And Chuck Norris wears Bruce Lee pajamas. :gj:

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Originally Posted by nixer

that was before cambodia! bruce lee couldnt take a gunshot like walker! nor a bear

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Walker was a fictional character. Bruce Lee was real. Nuff said. :D

chuck alll the way!!!!

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Originally Posted by m00kfu

And Chuck Norris wears Bruce Lee pajamas. :gj:


Walker was a fictional character. Bruce Lee was real. Nuff said. :D

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macgyver would take chuck norris' pjs and make a set of nunchucks

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Originally Posted by nixer

macgyver would take chuck norris' pjs and make a set of nunchucks

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I wouldn't doubt it. But I DO doubt that MacGuyver would know how to use the nunchucks. ;)

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Originally Posted by m00kfu

I wouldn't doubt it. But I DO doubt that MacGuyver would know how to use the nunchucks. ;)

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true that! personally id rather have rambo on my side

Personally all these "heroes" are awesome but Gumby could beat them all with one arm tied behind his back.....
Plus he's made out of playdoh , (wouldn't that be great!)
Rusty

Bruce Lee - 1 punch KO... no doubt

Crocodile Dundee would destroy them all :8:

What are you guys talking about??? Of course Bruce Lee is going to win over everybody (unless they got dropped in a vat of toxic waste). He can twist Chuck Norris into a pretzel with just two fingers...

I was in-love with Brandon Lee. Very sad when he died soooo young!

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Originally Posted by anatess

What are you guys talking about??? Of course Bruce Lee is going to win over everybody (unless they got dropped in a vat of toxic waste). He can twist Chuck Norris into a pretzel with just two fingers...

I was in-love with Brandon Lee. Very sad when he died soooo young!

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perhaps but rambo is unkillable

Any MMA fighter could take either of them. Im a HUGE Bruce Lee fan but if he entered the ring with any MMA fighter he would find himself on the ground punded into a bleeding pile of pulp.

But between Chuck and Bruce i think Bruce would SMOKE Chuck. Bruce devoted his entire life studying and redesigning the art. Chuck was just a martial artits. Bruce wa s a God.

I forgot to add. Bruce Lee was so fast Chuck wouldn't be able to block any of his hits. It would be over fast. Bruce was so fast they asked him to slow down in some of his movies because the camera couldn't film him.

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Originally Posted by mainbutter

YouTube - Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris (Way of the Dragon)

Argument over.

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That was before Chuck's back hair migrated to his face forming the beard. No wonder he lost.

That was also when chuck was at the top of his game as a world karate champion.

I'm a Chuck fan too,but Chinese Boxing all the way!!Bruce would also dominate today in the Lightweight Division with his standup.He even had basic ground game back in the day,so if he was presently training,he would have mad skills.

If the OP is asking for a serious answer, then Bruce Lee is the winner. Chuck Norris himself has said in interviews that Bruce was the better. He is quoted as saying that he was "the fastest person he's ever seen."

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Originally Posted by Darkice

Any MMA fighter could take either of them. Im a HUGE Bruce Lee fan but if he entered the ring with any MMA fighter he would find himself on the ground punded into a bleeding pile of pulp.

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You can't really say that. MMA has rules. Bruce Lee never fought a sanctioned fight in his life. To him real fights were life and death struggles that did not have rules. As a former (due to injury) paracticioner of Martial Arts, I concur. True MA is about real fights in real situations. There are things the MMA's do that, while in a ring with rules is dominating, are easily defended againts in a reality. Commercialized MA's are a joke. TKD and Karate has been so diluted that so few practice the real thing anymore. Whoa! I feel a rant coming.

Anyways, I'll stop before I accidentally hijack the thread.

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Originally Posted by mainbutter

YouTube - Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris (Way of the Dragon)

Argument over.

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This.

Bruce Lee>

I agree that Bruce was the better fighter, but in an exhibition fight Chuck actually won. If it were anything but an exhibition I believe Bruce would have destroyed him as he was just too fast to defend against.