Corn copulations...

are CRAZY!!!

I put my two together tonight and they went INSANE!!!

I had hard it was a bit of a frenetic experience, but oh my.

My male everted his hemipenes as he was going into the tub... and ejaculated. Is that the right word when it is a snake?

Tail was poker straight up about 7 inches.

Then the mad chase, and the thrashing, and the entwining and the rolling over.

I actually was worried they were gonna eat one another.

Next to my lazy BPs I feel like a need a shower in either bleach or cold water after watching this.

Bruce

I wish I was so lucky. :[

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

are CRAZY!!!

I put my two together tonight and they went INSANE!!!

I had hard it was a bit of a frenetic experience, but oh my.

My male everted his hemipenes as he was going into the tub... and ejaculated. Is that the right word when it is a snake?

Tail was poker straight up about 7 inches.

Then the mad chase, and the thrashing, and the entwining and the rolling over.

I actually was worried they were gonna eat one another.

Next to my lazy BPs I feel like a need a shower in either bleach or cold water after watching this.

Bruce

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:rofl: That is funny!!! It also makes me want to power feed my corns to grow them up faster. I won't do it though. Must... ...be... ...patient.

Red

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

are CRAZY!!!

I put my two together tonight and they went INSANE!!!

I had hard it was a bit of a frenetic experience, but oh my.

My male everted his hemipenes as he was going into the tub... and ejaculated. Is that the right word when it is a snake?

Tail was poker straight up about 7 inches.

Then the mad chase, and the thrashing, and the entwining and the rolling over.

I actually was worried they were gonna eat one another.

Next to my lazy BPs I feel like a need a shower in either bleach or cold water after watching this.

Bruce

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They sure get ruff dont they :8:.Now the shower part is your choice :weirdface :rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by redmantodd

:rofl: That is funny!!! It also makes me want to power feed my corns to grow them up faster. I won't do it though. Must... ...be... ...patient.

Red

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Now you have issues :weirdface :P :rofl:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Now you have issues :weirdface :P :rofl:

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You hit the nail on the head. :rolleye2::banana::P

Wow, sounds like this one night in college....

I have heard of snake porn but that is rediculous:D
Very funny:snake:

I stopped home tonight after work to check... opposite ends of the tub, looking different directions... Hubert is all but whistling and Violaine if she had nails she would be filing them.

I may leave them together till morning to teach them about proper post-coital etiquette.

Yes, he is still here... yes, she can hear you... yes you will see each other again. *sigh*

My work here is never done.

Bruce

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I stopped home tonight after work to check... opposite ends of the tub, looking different directions... Hubert is all but whistling and Violaine if she had nails she would be filing them.

I may leave them together till morning to teach them about proper post-coital etiquette.

Yes, he is still here... yes, she can hear you... yes you will see each other again. *sigh*

My work here is never done.

Bruce

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Yes i think you are getting way to into this :8::8:.I bet you pop some popcorn for part 2 :rofl::rofl:

If I mentioned that I was sitting cross-legged in front of the rack last night with a beer... would that sound like I was too into it? :8:

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If I mentioned that I was sitting cross-legged in front of the rack last night with a beer... would that sound like I was too into it? :8:

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Uumm YES :weirdface.You dont get out much do you :P

Leave the house and miss a snake copulation... that is crazy talk!!!

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Leave the house and miss a snake copulation... that is crazy talk!!!

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Note to self "avoid Montreal Quebec at all costs" :8::8::8:.

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Note to self "avoid Montreal Quebec at all costs" :8::8::8:.

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Now your dissing the 'hood!

If you only see one Cdn city it is the one (sorry West Coast people but I speak the truth!).

And you will not run into crazy snake people, as it has been established we never leave the house. :)

B

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Now your dissing the 'hood!

If you only see one Cdn city it is the one (sorry West Coast people but I speak the truth!).

And you will not run into crazy snake people, as it has been established we never leave the house. :)

B

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Uhu first you hold a knife to a little kitten(your avatar) then you "happily" watch corn porn(hey it rymes :rofl:) and you want us to visit your area :O.I think i will add you to my goofy canadian people to avoid at all costs list :rolleye2:.Of course this list includes Aleesha(recycling goddess) also just to let you know.:P

Umm I can't wait to see my snake's corn porn:) I'm picking the male by the looks only LOL! I'm thinking of converting the upstairs bathroom to a snake porn room.

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Leave the house and miss a snake copulation... that is crazy talk!!!

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If I mentioned that I was sitting cross-legged in front of the rack last night with a beer... would that sound like I was too into it? :8:

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Bruce, I say this as your dear friend....

PUT DOWN THAT BEER AND STEP AWAY FROM THE SNAKES!

Okay now, turn around, pick up a book and read something good for your brain. No, not the book on ball pythons that shows lock ups or that video from VPI about snake breeding!!!!

Bruce, we need to get you de-toxed. Quick go look at a picture of Elizabeth Taylor with no makeup! :O

mmmmm... snakes.... must not look at snakes... snakes must not look at me... snakes looking at me... look at me... me must look at snakes!!!

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

are CRAZY!!!

I put my two together tonight and they went INSANE!!!

I had hard it was a bit of a frenetic experience, but oh my.

My male everted his hemipenes as he was going into the tub... and ejaculated. Is that the right word when it is a snake?

Tail was poker straight up about 7 inches.

Then the mad chase, and the thrashing, and the entwining and the rolling over.

I actually was worried they were gonna eat one another.

Next to my lazy BPs I feel like a need a shower in either bleach or cold water after watching this.

Bruce

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:8::8::8:

OMG!! Thats awesome! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Quick go look at a picture of Elizabeth Taylor with no makeup! :O

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Thats worse then getting the electric chair :weirdface :O :rofl::rofl:..