great news!!!!!!!!!!!

i just got some awesome news today. i got up and my wife found out this morning that she is pregnant with our first child. so now i got a prego wife and hopefully some prego snakes lol.

Congrats.

In 9 moths you'll be a proven breeder :rofl:

don't forget to research your homo sapien care sheets!

lol thanks all. hey now i got to find a shirt that says im a proven breeder lol

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lol thanks all. hey now i got to find a shirt that says im a proven breeder lol

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http://shop.cafepress.com/breeder :D

CONGRADULATIONS!
:banana::taz::banana::taz::banana::taz::banana:

Congrats on the news my you be blessed with a healthy boy or girl!!

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i just got some awesome news today. i got up and my wife found out this morning that she is pregnant with our first child. so now i got a prego wife and hopefully some prego snakes lol.

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Wow your one fertile guy..

No Congrats man.. !!!!

:gj::gj::gj:

Congrats brotha!

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i just got some awesome news today. i got up and my wife found out this morning that she is pregnant with our first child. so now i got a prego wife and hopefully some prego snakes lol.

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Congrats to you both :gj:

how accurate is an ept test?

congrats man..... you have now successfully ruined life the way you knew it.... you'll now have a better one

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how accurate is an ept test?

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ept = error proof test they seem to be pretty sure bout their product

Congrats!!!

From my understanding, home pregnancy tests can detect pregnancies earlier than the doctor's pregnancy tests (my doctor told me this). And you rarely get false positives, false negatives are more likely.

Congratulations!!!

lol well we are going to the doc monday to get all the info we need. there will be alot of pregos around my place now

ok this might make me weird but i had to take this pic this morning when i found out. i was very excited.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l8...cture003-2.jpg

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ok this might make me weird but i had to take this pic this morning when i found out. i was very excited.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l8...cture003-2.jpg

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Looks like you already started the baby book. :8:

Congratulations!!! :D

Woohoo! Congrats!

:banana::banana::banana:Congrats! Both of my boys look like clones of me, I told my wife she was just an incubator.

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:banana::banana::banana:Congrats! Both of my boys look like clones of me, I told my wife she was just an incubator.

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lol thats funny

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i just got some awesome news today. i got up and my wife found out this morning that she is pregnant with our first child. so now i got a prego wife and hopefully some prego snakes lol.

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What great news on Valentine's Day! Congrats, to your wife and to you. You must both be so excited. :)

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What great news on Valentine's Day! Congrats, to your wife and to you. You must both be so excited. :)

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we are excited and terified at the same time.

Huge Congrats to you and your Mrs. You are about to begin the greatest adventure life has to offer!

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we are excited and terified at the same time.

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Just remember... first time that kid looks at you and says "I HATE YOU!!!" that just means you are doing your jobs and doing it well. :gj:

How exciting! Congratulations!

Remember, for the next 9 months, anything your wife says or does cannot be used against her in any court of law... :P

well today we got the for sure on it. we went to the health unit and she is 5 weeks prego. the due date is october 22. we are so excited.

Congratulations! Their is nothing more important in life than what you are about to embark on.

Congrats!!

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well today we got the for sure on it. we went to the health unit and she is 5 weeks prego. the due date is october 22. we are so excited.

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Remember it will be about 9 months after copulation and to give it a 5 day range from that date "Oct 22". Make sure to mark the shed date. The female will become more aggressive as it gets closer to parturition.

HEHEHEH

Congratulations!! :banana:

PS - No need to pop or probe your baby. Your Dr will determine the sex for you. I know it is hard not to due to reflex. hehee

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i just got some awesome news today. i got up and my wife found out this morning that she is pregnant with our first child. so now i got a prego wife and hopefully some prego snakes lol.

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Goodness I guess there is something in the water lol. I found out a few months ago myself that my wife is pregnant with our first too!! Congrats when are ya'll due anyway? We are due in July.

Congrats!!

Kyle :D

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Goodness I guess there is something in the water lol. I found out a few months ago myself that my wife is pregnant with our first too!! Congrats when are ya'll due anyway? We are due in July.

Congrats!!

Kyle :D

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thanks all. oh and kyle she is due october 22.
congrats on your first.

LOL! This thread is cracking me up and making me wonder how the heck you all still have significant others! :rofl:

Congrats to you and your wife.

Congratulations :)

I know a LOT of people are having children right now in my immediate friend circle.

It seems like it would be a bunch of fun to watch happen with your own wife. Chronicle it and enjoy it.

And welcome the little Alien when it comes :)

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Goodness I guess there is something in the water lol. I found out a few months ago myself that my wife is pregnant with our first too!! Congrats when are ya'll due anyway? We are due in July.

Congrats!!

Kyle :D

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We have known for a while that our second will be here in July, but just found out its another boy:rolleye2:

its finally the day i have been waiting for. we get to finally go see the ob and i hoping to see a heart beat. i feel like a kid on christmas morning.

Congrats man...here's to a healthy mom and baby.

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Congrats man...here's to a healthy mom and baby.

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thanks man and best wishes to you and your family tomorrow. but i know all will be fine. for your family and ours.

well we found out that everything is going great she is a little under weight but she is 6 weeks and 4 days into it. and we got baby's first pic.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l8...weeks4days.jpg

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Congrats.

In 9 moths you'll be a proven breeder :rofl:

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:rofl: !!!!! Too funny!

Congrats!!!

Love those sonogram pics!!!!!!!!

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i just got some awesome news today. i got up and my wife found out this morning that she is pregnant with our first child. so now i got a prego wife and hopefully some prego snakes lol.

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That is so awesome. -Bounces.- Congrats are in order. We'll want pictures. (I'm not sure if your wife would appreciate you taking pictures of her gravid.)

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how accurate is an ept test?

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Well put it this way. I've done 4 ept's in my life. I'm the mother of 4 children. :D

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well today we got the for sure on it. we went to the health unit and she is 5 weeks prego. the due date is october 22. we are so excited.

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Awww a new bubbie for Christmas!

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Goodness I guess there is something in the water lol. I found out a few months ago myself that my wife is pregnant with our first too!! Congrats when are ya'll due anyway? We are due in July.

Congrats!!

Kyle :D

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Congrats to you and your wife too Kyle!

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We have known for a while that our second will be here in July, but just found out its another boy:rolleye2:

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Wow and to you too!

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its finally the day i have been waiting for. we get to finally go see the ob and i hoping to see a heart beat. i feel like a kid on christmas morning.

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Awww I'm getting all teary over here!

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well we found out that everything is going great she is a little under weight but she is 6 weeks and 4 days into it. and we got baby's first pic.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l8...weeks4days.jpg

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Oh look it's got your nose! LOL

Congrats and from an experienced mother and snakekeeper here's a bit of advice for you daddies-to-be....

1) Do NOT refer to your lovely and very pregnant wife as The Great Gravid One...she will NOT find this terribly amusing.

2) When she is complaining about the summer heat wave later this year, do NOT race off to your snake room for your misting bottle. She will likely toss it at your head faster than a major league pitcher. P.S. If she does toss it at you, man up and don't duck, this will only make her even more angry and you do NOT want a preggo female ticked off at you (just take my word on this).

3) At some point she's going to stop being able to see her own feet. Shaving her legs will become a ridiculously impossible activity. You have two choices....either help her out or tell her you like the "new look". Try not to wince and make comments about cavewomen.

4) While she is carrying do NOT look at other women. The kind that are NOT carrying a pumpkin under their shirt and still have the ability to see their own two feet and fit into cute jeans. You're a guy, you'll want to look....for your own safety avoid doing so (refer to point #2 about not having a preggo female really, really ticked off at you!)

5) When she is actually delivering your child, and she says things you never figured your wife would say to you in front of anybody.....just smile and offer her more ice chips. She'll likely tell you just where you can shove those ice chips. Try to not take this personally. She just hates you right now but will get over it. LOL Saying something supportive like "yes dear I am a disgusting male dog that did this to you 9 months ago and I deserve to die a long painful death - would you like more ice chips?" That might help. :)

Welcome to parenting!

wow thats awesome lol

well its been a while since i posted her. we are 18 weeks and only 2 days till we find out what the sex is. we are so excited. these are a couple pics of where she is at now. it dont look like much thats why i had to post a pic of her before lol. she has worked hard for this little baby belly. this is a pic of her before she met me!!!!
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l8...s_toolbelt.jpg
the next one was taken at 17 weeks.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l8...erypics012.jpg

'Grats,

Gotta :wuv: the baby bump. :D

otherwise they beat you to death in your sleep

When in doubt throw icecream and chocolate - it won't help but might slow them down. :ninja:


dr del

Congratulations!

Congrats!

Awesome! Congrats!

Congrats. god bless you three