Sea Kittens... and PETA

http://www.nationnews.com/editorial/347600829234747.php

http://www.greendaily.com/2008/10/07...he-sea-kitten/

I like to eat Sea Kittens...

I almost posted that one a few times... :)

I love the assumptions that:

A) Fish are as cute as kittens
B) We all like kittens (critters are viscious!!!)

God bless PETA. I always take comfort knowing all the nutters are in one place and not out socializing with the public.

Bruce... who used to be on PETA snail mail list. Seriously. It is good for a laugh or two, or five hundred

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

http://www.nationnews.com/editorial/347600829234747.php

http://www.greendaily.com/2008/10/07...he-sea-kitten/

I like to eat Sea Kittens...

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Wow....just...wow.

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

I almost posted that one a few times... :)

I love the assumptions that:

A) Fish are as cute as kittens
B) We all like kittens (critters are viscious!!!)

God bless PETA. I always take comfort knowing all the nutters are in one place and not out socializing with the public.

Bruce... who used to be on PETA snail mail list. Seriously. It is good for a laugh or two, or five hundred

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You know, I read it last week. I even made my own Sea Kitten on the PETA site.

But to think that they are fighting a battle like this and thinking that they are going to win it???

PETA... Yeah.

So many jokes, but... they are being so serious, its laughable.

That's all I have to say about that.

Let's start calling snakes "Legless Puppies"!! :D

This is the official PETA Sea Kitten site: http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/

Just TOO funny...

I worked for PeTA for a couple of years and campains like this is accully the reason why I quit... Pretty stupid and obvious propaganda.
They have great goal - that all animals should have the right to a life and a life with out suffering or exploitation - but I think that this only makes people mad.

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Originally Posted by Mikkla

I worked for PeTA for a couple of years and campains like this is accully the reason why I quit... Pretty stupid and obvious propaganda.
They have great goal - that all animals should have the right to a life and a life with out suffering or exploitation - but I think that this only makes people mad.

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They have a great goal... for all animals not to suffer? Um. Have you read ANY of the things that PETA has been charged with or has been to Court for? If not, you're going to be sick to your stomach. Also PETA is totally against ANYONE from keeping ANY animals. They think ALL animals must be free.


Sea kittens aye? Sea kittens are so damn tasty tho.... and I shall keep on catching them and eating them. PETA is a laughable joke.

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

I almost posted that one a few times... :)

I love the assumptions that:

A) Fish are as cute as kittens
B) We all like kittens (critters are viscious!!!)

God bless PETA. I always take comfort knowing all the nutters are in one place and not out socializing with the public.

Bruce... who used to be on PETA snail mail list. Seriously. It is good for a laugh or two, or five hundred

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Ahaha, oh Bruce, that is fantastic.
I severely hate PETA, but I have my good reasons for that. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Mikkla

I worked for PeTA for a couple of years and campains like this is accully the reason why I quit... Pretty stupid and obvious propaganda.
They have great goal - that all animals should have the right to a life and a life with out suffering or exploitation - but I think that this only makes people mad.

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They don't have a great goal. Their goal is to kill any animal that has had human contact, because it has been 'poisoned' by humanity. The original creators don't want ANY animals to have contact with humans, no pets (no snakes!), no police canine unit, no seeing eye-dogs, and no educational zoos of any sort.
They only show the 5% of nasty things that happen and make it out to be what happens 100% of the time.
Focusing on the negative, will never get you the positive.

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Originally Posted by lillyorchid

They have a great goal... for all animals not to suffer? Um. Have you read ANY of the things that PETA has been charged with or has been to Court for? If not, you're going to be sick to your stomach. Also PETA is totally against ANYONE from keeping ANY animals. They think ALL animals must be free.


Sea kittens aye? Sea kittens are so damn tasty tho.... and I shall keep on catching them and eating them. PETA is a laughable joke.

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Yepp, I know of the whole puppy killing things and some other stuff and I'm not saying that it's something to be proud about. BUT it's not there goal to kill puppies and throw them in a bumpster somewere. The agenda for the organisation is a world without suffering. And some of the members of PeTa thinks that you cant have any pets including Ingrid Newkirk (the president of PeTA) but the main part of the members do not share this view.

colbert killed em! look it up

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Originally Posted by Mikkla

Yepp, I know of the whole puppy killing things and some other stuff and I'm not saying that it's something to be proud about. BUT it's not there goal to kill puppies and throw them in a bumpster somewere. The agenda for the organisation is a world without suffering. And some of the members of PeTa thinks that you cant have any pets including Ingrid Newkirk (the president of PeTA) but the main part of the members do not share this view.

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Does it matter what the pawns think when the king has a goal?

:gj:

This is great! I belong to PETA....People Eating Tasty Animals :D ... but ha on a more sensiable note, no i dont care much of anything about peta. but ya i think killing puppies and such just because is wrong. and im not out to torture any kind of animal. but "Sea Kittens"...now thats just GREAT!

Well :D I worked for the Swedish PeTA so we were the kings and Ingrid had nothing to say about our work over here. We basicly just go the founding for our own campains from PeTA and we used that to ban import of cat and dog fur from Asia to Sweden and some other really good things.
But I know PeTA has a lot of problems, and that's also why I quit.

I hate PETA. They should be abolished and fined for all the harm they've ever done to animals. In my mind they are totally against everything I stand for. Anyone who would advocate killing primates because they are captive in a sanctuary, kill pets after promising to find them homes and dump the bodies in a dumpster, or send hundreds of pet dogs out into a highway to be hit by cars and die a horrible death can blow me. Totally.
Sorry I'm so subtle in my opinion, but I'm trying to be sure i stay family friendly for the forums.

Its sad what PETA has become. I think their message of humane treatment of animals has been overtaken by a bunch of nut-jobs.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to eat fish, cows, chickens, etc. That being said I think that standards should be set (and upheld) on how they're raised, housed, treated, and killed, so that they don't unnecessarily suffer.

if it were up to these ppl we would only be allowed to eat feces

What they are trying to say is kittens are as tasty as fish. :gj: I'm going to eat one now.

http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/arti...0852005061.txt

That one is from the town I live in.... Spear-Fish:8:. LOL. I like to quote the bible when people get like that, god (if there is one) gave us animals to provide clothing and sustanance. Also he just would not have made them so darn tasty if he did not want us to eat them.
I wear leather, I eat all kinds of meat, if I have not had it yet I will try it. I know what animal all the meat I eat comes from, unlike some kids these days. As for fish..ah.. seakittens, some are ok I had some steamed just the other night with lemonpepper, and some shrimp too mmmmmmmmmm.
If they say we can not have animals, maby we should eat them, save us the trouble of dealing with nuts.:P
now People killed off most of the natural preditors around, think of all the sickness in the animals, when they overpopulate, and run out of food.

Nuts are healthy to eat. PETA should offer up all it's followers and leaders to save that amount of meat producing animals. Mmmm... roasted PETA haunches.

With all that money and power, the best they can do is Sea Kittens?.......The world is definitely doomed.

And besides, I like Seapuppies way better than Seakittens. They are crunchy! mmmmm:P

Protoplasimic Pete, pelagic wonderer and lover of rubber boobs read this thread and asked a very important question.

What about mermaids? Can we still eat them?

Anybody seen that South Park episode with PETA?

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Originally Posted by JamieC

http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/arti...0852005061.txt

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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dont forget how nutriousaly sound sea kittens are ... low fat, high protein and full of omega fatty acids!!!!

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Originally Posted by SnM_Man

dont forget how nutriousaly sound sea kittens are ... low fat, high protein and full of omega fatty acids!!!!

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Never NEVER tell a mermaid she's full of fatty anything.

Those tails hurt.

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Can't:rofl:
Breathe:rofl:

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:Dnuts are tasty

thinking about eating a dog or cat actually makes me feel kind of sick. not because they are cute, but because it makes me think of a rotting cat or dog on the side of the road and it makes me want to yak.

people are very close to there cats and dogs and alot of people consider them part of there family. would you eat someone in your family? not to mention, fish are not kittens. fish are food. jesus fed starving people fish. it's one of the most told bible stories, is that not exploitation? no? i don't really know if it is. but i don't really care, fish are FOOD. but that doesn't change the fact that i don't like to eat anything that swims in a toilet.

if certain animals weren't mass produced, alot more people would be starving today. adam and eve ate animals. and i'm agnostic. if we didn't have protein we would all die. and it's not "natural" to live off protein shakes.

It also is not natural for the head of PETA to take insulin shots everyday... which were developed through animal testing.

God bless ya Ingrid.

I just wanna say this for the sake of debate, but fish were not specifically created as food for humans. Sure, our primate ancestors ate them too, but so do a lot of other animals and fish serve other roles apart from dinner in the natural world.

I eat fish and I have nothing against fish-eaters, but that doesn't mean that they are just here to serve as food for other animals.

I'm not sure if this is what you all were getting at, but I just wanted to put this out there :)

what would fridays be without a "sea kitten fry" ?

no they were created to be whale food too..j/k.

fish?! what about LOBSTERS? they get BOILED LIVE. i don't hear anyone sticking up for them. lobsters? what about shrimp puppy?

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Originally Posted by pillowtalk6188

no they were created to be whale food too..j/k.

fish?! what about LOBSTERS? they get BOILED LIVE. i don't hear anyone sticking up for them. lobsters? what about shrimp puppy?

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Does anybody know why lobsters get boiled live? I was in a huge grocery store once and there was a tank full of lobsters all cramped up... I left that store right away :(

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Originally Posted by twh

what would fridays be without a "sea kitten fry" ?

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I just feel bad for all the faux-vegetarians (sea kitty eaters) that have to change their identities to kitten-etarians.

Evil kitty eaters!!!

a fun fact that many people don't know.. the majority people practicing kitten-etarianisn are male.:banana:

good stuff

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Originally Posted by pillowtalk6188

jesus fed starving people fish. it's one of the most told bible stories,

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If one is agnostic, which I believe means no belief in any god, would not using examples from the bible be somewhat dubious?

Not if you're talking to people who are not agnostic. It's like using math to convince scientists they are wrong. Sometimes it's the only type of argument people listen to, one from their own belief system.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

If one is agnostic, which I believe means no belief in any god, would not using examples from the bible be somewhat dubious?

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Agnostic means not believing in one god specifically, but more believing in there being a higher being, whether it's God or Allah or something/one else.

And I agree, I didn't get it that a biblical example was used.

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Originally Posted by wolfy-hound

Not if you're talking to people who are not agnostic. It's like using math to convince scientists they are wrong. Sometimes it's the only type of argument people listen to, one from their own belief system.

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It seems to me, oddball that I am, that were I to take a belief system that I hold invalid and use it to prove a point I find valid, that there is a very serious flaw in my logic.

Is it just me?

And I'm not picking on anyone here, just looking at it like it was a puzzle to be solved.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

What about mermaids? Can we still eat them?

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:8::rofl: OMG!!

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Originally Posted by wolfy-hound

Not if you're talking to people who are not agnostic. It's like using math to convince scientists they are wrong. Sometimes it's the only type of argument people listen to, one from their own belief system.

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EXACTLY lol. i was reaching out to christians, but i didn't want to mislead people to think i am also a christian. thats just WRONG.

Yes, but you're not talking about logic but beliefs. There's no logic in beliefs. Don't be silly.
Just kidding, don't chase me with pitchforks and torchs please, I gots bad knees.

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Originally Posted by wolfy-hound

Yes, but you're not talking about logic but beliefs. There's no logic in beliefs. Don't be silly.
Just kidding, don't chase me with pitchforks and torchs please, I gots bad knees.

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alot of people think there beliefs are logical. who am i to say they arent?:rolleye2:

well I do have to admit im happy to see those freaks trying to save something thats not furry for once. Those ppl scare me sometimes.

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Originally Posted by pillowtalk6188

EXACTLY lol. i was reaching out to christians, but i didn't want to mislead people to think i am also a christian. thats just WRONG.

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Whats wrong? Being Christian? I agree. Well actually I believe the world would be a better place without religion at all. Religion harbors hate and prejudice.

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Originally Posted by sg1trogdor

Whats wrong? Being Christian? I agree. Well actually I believe the world would be a better place without religion at all. Religion harbors hate and prejudice.

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I believe she meant it was wrong to lead people to believe she believed something she didn't, not that she meant it was wrong to be christian, if I have correctly interpreted your response.

I ate sea kitten for dinner tonight.

Sounds like the thread's going slightly off-topic, but nobody can deny that religion has not caused a lot of hatred, prejudice, and wars.

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Originally Posted by pillowtalk6188

thinking about eating a dog or cat actually makes me feel kind of sick. not because they are cute, but because it makes me think of a rotting cat or dog on the side of the road and it makes me want to yak.

people are very close to there cats and dogs and alot of people consider them part of there family. would you eat someone in your family? not to mention, fish are not kittens. fish are food. jesus fed starving people fish. it's one of the most told bible stories, is that not exploitation? no? i don't really know if it is. but i don't really care, fish are FOOD. but that doesn't change the fact that i don't like to eat anything that swims in a toilet.

if certain animals weren't mass produced, alot more people would be starving today. adam and eve ate animals. and i'm agnostic. if we didn't have protein we would all die. and it's not "natural" to live off protein shakes.

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A lot of people could disagree with you. You don't have to eat protein shakes to get all of the essential amino acids you need. As well as our digestive system is mainly composed to digest a staple diet of fruits and vegetables, and occasional (once a week at most) serving of meat. Just like primates, we are not meant to eat meat quite nearly as often as we do. Our small intestine is long for the digestion of plant matter, the longer it is, the more the meat rots in our small intestine.
There are also certain lentils and beans that have lots of natural proteins, and are much less fatty then meat.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

I believe she meant it was wrong to lead people to believe she believed something she didn't, not that she meant it was wrong to be christian, if I have correctly interpreted your response.

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Yeah I figured that after I went back and read through the whole thread. lol.