Every Single Time!!

:rage: So I'm hanging out with Khai on the couch, had him out for maybs an hour. We're kickin back watching the History channel, when I think, "wow he didn't poop or pee on me this time yay!" and of course, these are the thoughts running through his head: "Mwuaha, she believes I won't get her! Here I go, sliding across her chest. Where is her cleavage? There it is! Wait for it, wait for it...*SPEW* BWUAHAHA." argh!! urates and urine all down my chest man, come on! Same spot every single time I have him out what's up with that! I took him out initially to clean up his poopies, and was hoping I'd be safe. I guess at least he didn't poop on me this time :tears:

Lol, luckily mines an anxious pooper so I don't have to worry about that! ; )

But it seems to me like you haven't been learning your lesson. Cleavage=releasing bowels so maybe you shouldn't let him venture there anymore. :gj:

are you sure you arent stressing it out?

corns have been known to "go" when they are handled and stressed to much.

not saying that just cuz corns do it that bps will, but just a theory.

i get stressed out too when i see too much cleavage:rofl:

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Originally Posted by hawaiianice99

are you sure you arent stressing it out?

corns have been known to "go" when they are handled and stressed to much.

not saying that just cuz corns do it that bps will, but just a theory.

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I think there may be something to that. An hour seems like a long time to have them out of their comfort zone. Ball pythons are good learners. He may have figured out that if he poops on you, he gets put back in his enclosure ASAP. I would try shorter handling times and see if it stops.


BTW- The most I ever keep mine out is 10-15 minutes tops and they've never 'gone' on me. :D

I don't keep any of mine out for an hour either. And I also learn to look for the "bulge" before I handle. Bulging means I wait for another time to handle.

Yea I don't handle anyone if there's a bulge in em. I never thought about it stressing him out, everyone else has always been cool while I have them out. He was actually laying just under the top of my shirt staying warm for a while so I decided I didn't wanna move him, but then he started moving and coming out of my shirt and peed all over me -.-

my girl pytho like to get snuggled on my chest and get comfortable and use me as her personal porta potty so i feel yoour pain ....or should i say smell your stench!!

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by nixer

i get stressed out too when i see too much cleavage:rofl:

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i think the medical term is prelistraphobic...but that may just be the fear of breasts in general?

handling for an hour is a long time, just take them out for like 20 min tops. unless you like being used as TP:rofl:

can i bring my two males over so your cleavage can make them poop haha? mine haven't gone in about 9 days

So thats the trick. Get my wife to show some cleavage and bam the they drop bombs. Sounds like a winner to me:D

my corn will poop EVERY time i get her out. the trick is to give a warm "bath" before handling. or just put her in some warm water for like 10 or 15 minutes. works every time.

if you notice, thats how cats and dogs stimulate urination and bowel movements in their young, they lick them so the babies can relieve themselves easier. plus dogs are gross, so they like to eat crud.

it's just like how some people feel the urge to urinate when their hands or feet are placed in warm water. i can see why a warm sopt on your body can cause this. the "core" of our bodies are usually a little warmer than the extremities, ie. your hands. not to mention, handling an animal who doesn't get alot of action can really jar there bowels around and get things "flowing".

just give it a warm soak. i know alot of people are against soaking. if you're afraid of the tap water being too harsh, just put some fish drops in the water to take the chemicals out. plus it's some good excercize.

Lol. This got really embarassing really fast