pooped on...

So I was laying in bed with Kyros watching him slither around and explore my sheets and stuff. He had slithered up by my head and coiled in my hair. All of a sudden I feel something wet. He had relived himself all over my hair and my temprapedic pillow!!! Crazy little nut! I swiftly got him back to his cage and ripped off my sheets then ran to the bathroom to shower. It was so gross! Man i love him but that was just nasty! Any one else have a funny story like this?

I was sitting at the computer and i had her wrapped around my neck, and all of a sudden i feel something wet run down my chest and all over my jeans... it was disguisting. My ex gf thought it was hilarious and didnt bother to help lol

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Originally Posted by Lewdogg3

I was sitting at the computer and i had her wrapped around my neck, and all of a sudden i feel something wet run down my chest and all over my jeans... it was disguisting. My ex gf thought it was hilarious and didnt bother to help lol

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Awww! That sucks! yeah its not just that its excrement, its that it smells so bad!

Oh yea, it stinks!!!!!

lol

One of my spider girls has poo'ed on my wife three times...its pretty funny when it happens...at least I thought so.;)

:rage::rage:I swear this happens to my girl and I every freaking week!!:rage::rage: Usually right after we put clean sheets on the bed!!!!!!!!!!!! But i still love them all

LOL !!! i remember i was showing my neighbors daughter my smallest BP & my largest one. so after i showed her the little one, i placed her in my sweat pants pocket and zipped it up. then i started to show her the big bp and BOOM, felt like i wet myself !!! open the pocket and my cinny used the bathroom in my pocket ! i think everyone gets owned atleast once !

I was like 6 in my grandparent pet store in Corpus Christi,Tx and had a B.P. around my neck and yep...... all down the front of my shirt!!!! Thats when the love started!!!:rofl:

Our BP hasn't relieved himself on anyone yet, but our baby corn seems to think my daughter is his own porta-potty. Every time she holds him, he goes.

I got pooped on by an iguana before. I came home from work and saw that the heat lamp had burned out. So I put the iguana on my shoulder while I got a new bulb. He went up on top of my head and took a huge crap. And it was COLD! So nasty...
My corn snake sometimes poops when I hold her but at least she gives me some warning. She's pretty wiggly and I know if she stops moving all of the sudden, something's comin out... :)

Once when my BP shed he had a little bit stuck to the end of his tail. So I did the soaking thing, and then sat him on my lap with a wet towel to work the bit off the end of his tail. First, he peed, which as you know, does not smell good, but it was OK, because the towel soaked up the bulk of it. I was still trying to work the little bit of shed off his tail (he does not like being wet and was really squirmy). Next thing I know, his back end was hanging out of the towel and there was a huge turd coming out ON MY FRESHLY WASHED JEANS. Oh yeah. :rofl:

happened to me once sitting on the couch, Lennie just let loose on my pants. my roommates thought if was hilarious!

In three years, I've been pee'd/pooped on ONCE. Once was enough for me. I have learned to quickly check the vent area of any snake I want to hold. If slighly swollen, I don't take them out for a handling session.

for the longest time that is how we told if they were female or not. If we brought them home and they pooped on me it was a girl. My husband thought it was humorous. I however dont think quite the same. I remember yelling about 12 different times I dont like girls and this isnt very funny.. And the worst part is they never showed any sign of being about too poop

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I got pooped on by an iguana before. I came home from work and saw that the heat lamp had burned out. So I put the iguana on my shoulder while I got a new bulb. He went up on top of my head and took a huge crap. And it was COLD! So nasty...
My corn snake sometimes poops when I hold her but at least she gives me some warning. She's pretty wiggly and I know if she stops moving all of the sudden, something's comin out... :)

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Awww...lol. I haven't gotten very messy yet (looks quickly over shoulder) yet...

*sigh* also don't you just love it when you just cleaned their enclosure and they take a nice big poo.... oi vey!

I was holding my normal male and he took a big dump on my new shoes. Which scared my so much I pissed myself.:O

Yep right there with ya!! Once it was twice in a day by two different BP's. Now my bee thinks that when he comes out he has to go on me. Has happened 3 weeks in a row. But I got his number now....right before he does it he starts wagging his tail like a dog. It's actually pretty cute. Next time I will know...put him in the sink quick. Or maybe just hold him over the toilet....hmmmmm...new thing...toilet training your BP....:rofl::rofl::rofl: