Weird wording

Think about this before you reply.

Do you scratch an itch or
Do you itch a scratch?

Now symantically speaking one should itch one's scratch.

But what happens when one's scratch itches? Does one then not scratch ones itch?

And yet for a bug bite one would scratch an itch.

It's circular.

I wonder if this is what female logic is like.....

Oooh!!!

I wanna play


One cannot itch ones self. It is the feeling, not the doing.

One can only scratch ones self to relieve an itch.

Confuscious say, "One who go to bed with Itchy Butt, wake up with smelly finger"

but can one who go to bed with itchy finger wake up with a smelly butt?

For an itch, one can always scratch, but scratching an itch isn't always appropriate. Itching and scratching are cause and effect, but scratching an itch (especially with unclean hands) causes the scratch to become infected, thus leading to more itching and, inevitably, more scratching. Itches, therefore, should be evaluated carefully before scratches are administered to the itching portion of your body, lest scratching spread the itch and the itching.

I've read this a few times. I'm not confused by it any more.

Be careful what you scratch! An itch, spread by scratching, can lead to more itching over a larger portion of the surface area, and leaves a scratchy texture, leading to snagging on clothing. Tend an itch carefully, or scratch the scratching entirely and stock up on calamine lotion or alcohol and a torch.

As an aside, it really bugs me when a doctor doesn't know the difference between itching and scratching.

Still laughing about the stinky finger, Pat. :colbert:

You boys are very strange indeed.

So strange, that my female logic is lost with an itch of a scratch that can not be itched in ones brain.

Therefore, I died.

Ah, but if you die, does the itch die also or does it still need to be scratched....
If no one is there to scratch an itch, does the itch need to be scratched?

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Confuscious say, "One who go to bed with Itchy Butt, wake up with smelly finger"

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is it possible to go to bed with a smelly finger, and wake up with a itchy butt?
lol

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Originally Posted by starmom

Ah, but if you die, does the itch die also or does it still need to be scratched....
If no one is there to scratch an itch, does the itch need to be scratched?

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That depends on what the itch of a scratch wants.
Afterall, itches of scratches (as well as a scratch of an itch) have minds of their own, don't they? ;)

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Originally Posted by blackcrystal22

That depends on what the itch of a scratch wants.
Afterall, itches of scratches (as well as a scratch of an itch) have minds of their own, don't they? ;)

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Have we come full circle already?

LOL

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Have we come full circle already?

LOL

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I would say so. :rolleyes:

ahh but what if your smelly finger itches do you scratch it or go to bed and wake up with a smelly butt and an itchy finger.

if you have a smelly finger and a itchy butt, you wake up with a bloody finger and a butt rash.

lmfao:rofl:

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Originally Posted by FIEND_FO_LYFE

if you have a smelly finger and a itchy butt, you wake up with a bloody finger and a butt rash.

lmfao:rofl:

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LMFAO OMG im gonna die:rofl::weirdface:omg: omg i think i blew a fuse that was so funny i may never laugh again

lol well...

thats what we get for talking about butts. lol

also man who scratches but should not bite finger nails =]

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Originally Posted by Thor26

also man who scratches but should not bite finger nails =]

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Man with loose finger nails should not scratch butt

holy crap...


i love how the ladies are all thinking theological and stuff, then the guys are all talking about itching butts and stuff...

wow...
im going to bed now...

were just to mature lol

its becuase we think so hard....

so hard...


what was i talking about?
that doenst make sense...

dude theo go to bed.



lol
yeah me = bed + 2 am and waking up at 8... adsklfja
hah

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Originally Posted by ChicaPiton519

dude theo go to bed.



lol
yeah me = bed + 2 am and waking up at 8... adsklfja
hah

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Chica dear, go to bed or you will die.
Srsly.

how did she find out my name!
omfg!
oh. we talk... lol

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Originally Posted by FIEND_FO_LYFE

its becuase we think so hard....

so hard...


what was i talking about?
that doenst make sense...

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its ok things dont have to make sense in order to understand them:picknose:

OMG Theo you can talk thats AMAZAZING:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

DONT CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!
YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN YOUR SPOKEN TOO!
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK TO ME!
lmfao im dying im laughing tooo haarddd

hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahaahahaahahahahahahahahahaha"GASP"hahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA i can hardly type......OMG i cant STOP laughing

if an orange is orange then a limes lime.

lmfao i just made that up.
and yet... i dont kniw what im talking about

which makes a kiwi a banana

hahhah hahhah

im glad i went to bed last night, i honestly would have died...

if a kiwi is a banana, what is a strawberry?

wait since when is a kiwi a banana.. i thought it was a bird :rolleye2:

do these said birds taste like kiwi?

Itching and scratching...


How did we get on fruit?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81...dDirection.jpg

nope they taste like chicken everyone noes that

weird.

Back on target...

I think you scratch (action verb) your itch (noun). However, something can be itchy (adjective based on the noun) or in response to the nag "Don't scratch it", it is appropriate to reply "But it itches!" again still based on the noun, itch.

Personally, I use the word "scritch" as a verb, but I also wear pink, so there you go. :P

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Originally Posted by cassandra

Back on target...

I think you scratch (action verb) your itch (noun). However, something can be itchy (adjective based on the noun) or in response to the nag "Don't scratch it", it is appropriate to reply "But it itches!" again still based on the noun, itch.

Personally, I use the word "scritch" as a verb, but I also wear pink, so there you go. :P

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a scratch can be a noun...
like
i got a scratch on my arm...

and itch can be a verb...


DENIED!
lol
ahahah
jk

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Originally Posted by Thor26

which makes a kiwi a banana

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http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c.../banankiwi.jpg

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Originally Posted by FIEND_FO_LYFE

a scratch can be a noun...
like
i got a scratch on my arm...

and itch can be a verb...


DENIED!
lol
ahahah
jk

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I don't think itch can be a verb, but I'll give that scratch can be a noun.

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Originally Posted by cassandra

I don't think itch can be a verb, but I'll give that scratch can be a noun.

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well... your itching...
im itching my am.

or
he itched his arm...

although technically those are past and future tense...

hmm...


GOOD POINT!

Itch can be a verb-as ladyOh said... but it is a feeling not an action
" How's that bug Bite?"..."It itches", Or "It's itching".
Well actually 'itching' is a gerund not a verb.

A scratch can itch. But One does not itch a scratch.

I have a scratch that itches. I'd like to scratch that scratch that itches but I can' reach it. :oops: