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Prisoners of War

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  • 05-26-2008, 02:34 AM
    Patrick Long
    Prisoners of War
  • 05-26-2008, 04:11 AM
    MarkS
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Pssst... Patrick... You're rats are naked. :O
  • 05-26-2008, 04:31 AM
    Mindibun
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkS View Post
    Pssst... Patrick... You're rats are naked. :O

    :8::8::8:
  • 05-26-2008, 06:34 AM
    Jay_Bunny
    Re: Prisoners of War
    OMG, I want one of those!
  • 05-26-2008, 09:55 AM
    stangs13
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Nakedness!! Super rexes right? I might keep one...LOL!
  • 05-26-2008, 11:54 AM
    wilomn
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkS View Post
    Pssst... Patrick... You're rats are naked. :O

    I'm sure there's a good reason for that nakidity.

    I'm equally sure that I do NOT want to know why Pattimus has naked rats.

    No no no, not at all do I want to know.
  • 05-26-2008, 11:59 AM
    cassandra
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    I'm sure there's a good reason for that nakidity.

    I'm equally sure that I do NOT want to know why Pattimus has naked rats.

    No no no, not at all do I want to know.

    *snort-giggle!*
  • 05-26-2008, 12:00 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Prisoners of War
    I'm not sure I want to know either Wes! :O

    I think though there's should be some sort of international convention on keeping those poor prisoners nekkid! Heavens I bet they don't get tv either or regular lawyer visits! Poor dears! That's it Patticakes, I'm sitting down to knit your poor dear ratties some decent clothing right this minute!
  • 05-26-2008, 01:35 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkS View Post
    Pssst... Patrick... You're rats are naked. :O

    HA!!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jay_Bunny View Post
    OMG, I want one of those!

    They are super cool ladies. I always recommend Hairless!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by stangs13 View Post
    Nakedness!! Super rexes right? I might keep one...LOL!

    One came from a Rex Rex breeding. The other was a surprise and came from two normal looking rats. :O

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    I'm sure there's a good reason for that nakidity.

    I'm equally sure that I do NOT want to know why Pattimus has naked rats.

    No no no, not at all do I want to know.

    You lie Wes, you want to know....PM here I come!:D

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    I'm not sure I want to know either Wes! :O

    I think though there's should be some sort of international convention on keeping those poor prisoners nekkid! Heavens I bet they don't get tv either or regular lawyer visits! Poor dears! That's it Patticakes, I'm sitting down to knit your poor dear ratties some decent clothing right this minute!

    Their favorite color is red! Just saying :rofl:
  • 05-26-2008, 01:53 PM
    stangs13
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Normal normal breeding?! How? LOL. Jo when I have super rexes you can not them sweaters! That could make for some funny pics....
  • 05-26-2008, 01:54 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Patrick Long View Post


    Their favorite color is red! Just saying :rofl:

    Didn't one of the pics Pattimus posted in the past show a dresser with a line of red lipstick cases on it?

    EEEWWWWW.

    No Pattimus, no no no most assuredly NO, I don't want to know why you like them hairless nor do I wish to know the reason you know their favorite colour.
  • 05-26-2008, 03:10 PM
    joepythons
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    I'm sure there's a good reason for that nakidity.

    I'm equally sure that I do NOT want to know why Pattimus has naked rats.

    No no no, not at all do I want to know.

    That makes two of us :O :O

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    I'm not sure I want to know either Wes! :O

    I think though there's should be some sort of international convention on keeping those poor prisoners nekkid! Heavens I bet they don't get tv either or regular lawyer visits! Poor dears! That's it Patticakes, I'm sitting down to knit your poor dear ratties some decent clothing right this minute!

    Knit one pearl two :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    Didn't one of the pics Pattimus posted in the past show a dresser with a line of red lipstick cases on it?

    EEEWWWWW.

    No Pattimus, no no no most assuredly NO, I don't want to know why you like them hairless nor do I wish to know the reason you know their favorite colour.

    I remember that pic :weirdface :weirdface :weirdface :rofl:
  • 05-26-2008, 03:53 PM
    littleindiangirl
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by stangs13 View Post
    Normal normal breeding?! How? LOL. Jo when I have super rexes you can not them sweaters! That could make for some funny pics....

    Lol, hairless is recessive. ;)
  • 05-26-2008, 04:33 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    Didn't one of the pics Pattimus posted in the past show a dresser with a line of red lipstick cases on it?

    EEEWWWWW.

    No Pattimus, no no no most assuredly NO, I don't want to know why you like them hairless nor do I wish to know the reason you know their favorite colour.

    Take all the fun out of it Wes....jerk! :8::8::8::rofl::rofl:
  • 05-26-2008, 04:36 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Patrick Long View Post
    Take all the fun out of it Wes....jerk! :8::8::8::rofl::rofl:

    Does PETA know what kind of fun you and your "prisoners" are having?

    Hmmmmmmm?????
  • 05-26-2008, 04:39 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Great Pat! Now my rats have gone on strike, stomping around squeeking about "freeing their nekkid brothers held in inhumane (or is that in-rat-mane?) conditions by the cruel Overlord Pattimus!" I do believe they are trying to get some pencils and paper and a celebrity to speak for them! This is all your fault Patrick! :rofl:
  • 05-26-2008, 04:58 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    Does PETA know what kind of fun you and your "prisoners" are having?

    Hmmmmmmm?????

    Yeah PETA knows, he was just here! Hes actually a really cool guy, dont know why everyone doesnt like him! :8:

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    Great Pat! Now my rats have gone on strike, stomping around squeeking about "freeing their nekkid brothers held in inhumane (or is that in-rat-mane?) conditions by the cruel Overlord Pattimus!" I do believe they are trying to get some pencils and paper and a celebrity to speak for them! This is all your fault Patrick! :rofl:

    hahahahahaha thats frickin funny right there!
  • 05-26-2008, 05:44 PM
    MarkS
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Hey Patrick, you should put a black bag over thier heads then have them just standing there naked with a bag over their heads then you can take a picture of yourself pointing at them with a cigarette dangling out of the side of your mouth.... Oh wait.... maybe not....

    :imslow::omfg::cool:
  • 05-26-2008, 05:52 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Prisoners of War
    hahaha I was waiting for someone to make that joke! I thought the same thing when I was posting it!
  • 05-26-2008, 06:14 PM
    stangs13
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by littleindiangirl View Post
    Lol, hairless is recessive. ;)

    I want dumbos het hairless!!
  • 05-26-2008, 06:26 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Oh lovely now the ASF's have joined the revolution (rat-a-lution???). Caught this one raising funds for the trip over to your place Pat to free their brothers! :O

    http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ereference.jpg

    Once the ASF's get involved well....you're toast Patticakes. It was nice knowing ya. :rofl:

    UPDATE!!! Just caught this little fellow trying to make a break for it. He squeaked something about "recon" and "name, rank and serial number"! I think he'd have made it all the way to Cali if it weren't for the whole too short to reach the doorknob thing. Watch yourself Pat, you've really gone and done it this time!

    http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...withToyGun.jpg
  • 05-26-2008, 06:38 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by stangs13 View Post
    I want dumbos het hairless!!

    Thats what I had :D:D

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    Oh lovely now the ASF's have joined the revolution (rat-a-lution???). Caught this one raising funds for the trip over to your place Pat to free their brothers! :O

    http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ereference.jpg

    Once the ASF's get involved well....you're toast Patticakes. It was nice knowing ya. :rofl:

    UPDATE!!! Just caught this little fellow trying to make a break for it. He squeaked something about "recon" and "name, rank and serial number"! I think he'd have made it all the way to Cali if it weren't for the whole too short to reach the doorknob thing. Watch yourself Pat, you've really gone and done it this time!

    http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...withToyGun.jpg


    OMG!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

    :8::8::8::8::8::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    That made my day right there!
  • 05-26-2008, 07:53 PM
    stangs13
    Re: Prisoners of War
    you should def send me dumbos het nakedness!
  • 05-26-2008, 08:34 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Prisoners of War
  • 05-26-2008, 08:52 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Prisoners of War
    It was rodent cleaning day today and I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye as I was cleaning. To say I was surprised is an understatement.

    Pattimus, WHAT have you done???

    Viva la Revolution!!!

    Rodentia of the World UNITE!!!!

    No longer should mouse and rat fight one another. No longer should Cute and Fuzzy Bunny Rabbits think they are too good for their long-tailed cousins.
    No longer should any Self Respecting Hair Wearing Varmit submit to the will of those who would simply use us for FOOD.

    YES Rat Brothers and Mouse Sisters, YES Rabbit Cousins, the Evil Two Legs see us as nothing more than food for Slithers and Monsters. We are FOOD NO MORE.

    RISE up my bretheren. Tolerate this treatment NO LONGER. I say we are NOT food for those with scales. We are not. We are NOT FOOD!!!!

    One voice alone will not, nay, cannot be heard, but if you squeek with me, if we combine our outrage at our treatment, THEN and only THEN will we be heard.

    No longer will we be treated as playthings, dressed up, SHAVED and forced to wear MAKEUP just to satisfy the unholy yearnings of these two legs who keep us. No more hiding our faces in shame, longing for the day we are fed to Monsters and no legs just to put an end to the shame to which we are submitted with nary a thought to our well being or socail standing.

    No more say I, will we tolerate keepers such as Pattimus pattycakius, most foul of ratshavers, nightmare of rodentia world wide.

    We've all seen the pictures of what tortures he submits those unfortunate enough to fall into his hands; the dresses of dolls, the removal of body hair by nefarious means, the, the, oh the shame, the painting of our faces to more resemble what can only be thought to be more attractive to his foulness, the powders and oils and lubricants.....oh the shame that has befallen so many of our brothers and sisters.

    No MORE say I. Join me and those who think as I do in protest, in escape, in putting an end to such as Pattimus and his ilk.

    Read this and pass the information on to those who can't read it. Be sure to eat the evidence so we can take them unawares.

    Be strong my brothers. Live long my sisters in sufferage. We shall OVERCOME these brutal tyrants IF we can work together.

    Further messages will be coming.

    Viva la Revolution!!!!
  • 05-26-2008, 09:02 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Prisoners of War
    OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

    Wes I spewed lemonade out my freakin nose! :rofl:

    That was the funniest darn th....hmmm what's the sound...like little claws scratching on the hardwood floors....must be nuth....omg...OMG......

    help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help meeeeeeeeee the rats are loose....the rats are loose........

    :O
  • 05-26-2008, 09:07 PM
    dsirkle
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Wes, when you are out there field herping and looking for Desert Kings and Baja Rat snakes and such leave them cacti with the little pink flowers alone. :rofl:
  • 05-26-2008, 09:09 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Prisoners of War
    hahahaha wes.....

    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81...man/Cookie.jpg

    that was friggin funny as hell
  • 05-26-2008, 09:14 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dsirkle View Post
    Wes, when you are out there field herping and looking for Desert Kings and Baja Rat snakes and such leave them cacti with the little pink flowers alone. :rofl:

    I have NO idea what you are referring to. Let me ask my little friend, who only I can see, if he can lend me some insight. It may take a while though. He's not always easy to understand, being a lizard and all.

    He is GREAT at directions though. He always knows which way the car is. It's a shame he let's me think I do for two days at a time though. Lizards have an odd sense of humor.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Patrick Long View Post
    hahahaha wes.....

    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81...man/Cookie.jpg

    that was friggin funny as hell

    Me like Cookie.
  • 05-26-2008, 09:26 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Wes hold up there....look again...there's a big blue monster but.....suspiciously...

    NO DARN COOKIE! :mad:
  • 05-26-2008, 10:34 PM
    MarkS
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    Wes hold up there....look again...there's a big blue monster but.....suspiciously...

    NO DARN COOKIE! :mad:

    Oh my God, you're right.... Cookie Monster has NO COOKIE!!!!

    You don't suppose 'gulp' that the rodents have already taken over the worlds cookie supply do you???? OMG NOOOOOOOOOO

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...A240_SH20_.jpg


    Be afraid, be very afraid......
  • 05-27-2008, 06:48 AM
    frankykeno
    Re: Prisoners of War
    Omg Mark! Manifesto? Training Manual? Are the Double Stuffed Oreos safe?????? Will this ever end!!!! :O
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