OMG, i'm pregnant

omg, i just found out i'm pregnant. with a 21 year old daughter, a 14 year old son and a 9 year old son... i'm just not willing to do this AGAIN.

hopefully this test made an error?

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

LOL..the father of my baby is Janet reno.

Well it says that Boss Hogg and I are having a baby girl together so I REALLY hope it's not right!

Well I came up with no baby on board. Thats good considering I had a vasectimy which I think is supposed to make sure that doesn't happen. :weirdface

Kelly is going to have a fit when she finds out I'm pregnant. My youngest one is 30 and has 6 kids of his own!! Wait till she finds out she isn't the father!!:weirdface

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Originally Posted by python.princess

Well it says that Boss Hogg and I are having a baby girl together so I REALLY hope it's not right!

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At least I got Fabio, I think thats how he spells it!

No Baby On Board!

YESSSS! :banana:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DIC.K CHENEY is the father?!!!?!?!?!?

*dies X_x

(oh yea, red hair and green eyes, I'm het for the red eyed dilute!)

LOL this cracked me up.. I came up preggos, with a girl that would weigh 16lbs 3 oz, have brown hair and brown eyes and the father is :O jesse Jackson. I gots some explaining to do to my husband :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mine is an 8lb baby boy sired from Boss Hogg...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

a girl,with red hair and gray eyes, 7lb and 3 ounces, from Arnold Schwarzenegger. wow.....

Apparently I'm having an 11 lb 3 oz baby girl with Ralph Nader.

EEEEWWWWWWW.


Cheers,
Kat

HA HA HA

I tried again and am having the same kid, but with the pool guy this time (I wish the pool boys around here looked like that....).

Cheers
Kat

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Well it says that Boss Hogg and I are having a baby girl together so I REALLY hope it's not right!

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Well, that can't be right.... because it says that Boss Hogg is the father of MY baby girl.... Theres gonna be hell to pay when he gets home....

AAHHHAHAHAHAHA I tried again and this time my baby girl weihs 6lbs 10oz and was first sired br Boss Hogg, so I selected a different daddy and came up with the pope

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Totally pregnant with a girl, black hairs, gray eyes, the weight was something crazy like 11 or 15lbs (did this early this mornings and completely forget) :oops:

Oh yeah, my babys daddy is Pee Wee Herman :O

So there is that!

Great post Aleesha!

It's a girl and the daddy is the neighbor's kid :O (That figures :rolleyes:)

That's really funny but according to the test...I am prego too! :rolleye2:

Damn alcohol! :rofl:

Yep, me too. Brown haired brown eyed little girl, 8 lbs, 6 oz. The pool guy is the father. Boy do I have good taste in men!!!!!

Wow...didn't know I could get pregnant, but I guess anything is possible now a days...

Baby Boy 15lb and 10oz.....And Janet Reno for the Father.... Luuucy....I got some essplaining to do............

hey with the technical advancements... anything is possible!

glad you are all having fun with this... :D

*mwaaaaahhhhhhhh*

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Originally Posted by Ladydragon

...Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
The Pope
Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Crap Im pregnant and Im a boy!!!:O:O:O:O Sposingly I have a 12 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and green eyes and the father is the Neighborhood Kid. How the heck? THis is gona hurt!!:O:O:O

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I'm having a beautiful baby girl with Fabio!! Oh my..keeping the romance alive!

I clicked different father and it came up with Janet Reno :O:O:O :8::8::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by starmom

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glad you enjoyed :banana:

According to the birth certificate I am pregnant with a boy who was born 2 years ago by Richard Cheney:D

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

Mine is an 8lb baby boy sired from Boss Hogg...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

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Well, that can't be right.... because it says that Boss Hogg is the father of MY baby girl.... Theres gonna be hell to pay when he gets home....

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You two better back up offa my man!:taz:

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Originally Posted by littleindiangirl

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DIC.K CHENEY is the father?!!!?!?!?!?

*dies X_x

(oh yea, red hair and green eyes, I'm het for the red eyed dilute!)

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That is what I got as well. My "second" father was arnold swartanager (sp?).

I about died when I saw cheney :(

I decided to try again... and I noticed they test us for Bovine Encephalitis...

Who the heck has Mad Cow Disease?

"Heather, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"

AND THE DADDY IS:

Fabio

"You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes."

Hubba hubba... Much better the second time around ;)

Don't forget to post pictures of the clutch!

OMG! I am pregnant with a baby girl... & the father is........




Bill Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:absolut:

OMG! I'm pregnant, and having a boy. The father is the neighbor's kid. Although after seeing that pic, I think I need to a new neighborhood because we don't have any teens looking like THAT around here. :tongue:

Too funny Aleesha. Although you did scare me a bit at first. :giggle:

i was hoping to scare someone!!!! nice to know it worked ;)

i have the same neighbour... he's freakin' HOT

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Originally Posted by recycling goddess

i was hoping to scare someone!!!! nice to know it worked ;)

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Scared !! You ain't seen scared till you see Kelly throwing me out over this kid!!!!:P

:weirdface:weirdface

Hey my wife came up as Prego! :weirdface

She is going to be the proud parent of a baby girl! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 12 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And the father is - The Mail Man. :tears:

I've been away from home for a couple weeks, but I thought she could hold out that long without me! :mad:

I was no with child, until the recommended re-test.... it's a GIRL! The baby-daddy is Janet Reno!?!?!? :weirdface


:rofl: Great stuff Aleesha! *MUAH*

ok that was a lil nuts i just did that for laughs and the baby boy that poped up looks exactly like me when i was a baby kinda freaked me out a lil bit

No pregnancy detected

THANK GOD!!!!

If so this is what the kids going to look like over here:
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/5136/angrymompy2.jpg

:bow: Does that work on husbands??? :weirdface

Puts 20 rolls of duct tape on shopping list....

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Originally Posted by Laooda

:rofl: Great stuff Aleesha! *MUAH*

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anything for my little uniPorn!

Well apparently I'm pregnant with a 8ld baby boy with brown hair green eyes.

and the father is THE POPE. mamma mia, il Padre. I suppose we're all going to hell now!

WOW Aleesh; you made my heart skip a beat! I am going to take this test..

Haha! The mailman is the daddy of mine? Kinda surprising, as we have a female mail carrier..

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Haha! The mailman is the daddy of mine? Kinda surprising, as we have a female mail carrier..

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Sounds good to me!!!:D

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

WOW Aleesh; you made my heart skip a beat!

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ah my work here is done :giggling:

lol! The first one said that the Pool Boy was my baby's daddy. But we don't have a pool. Unless you call the huge mud puddles in the back field, pools..

Im pregnant with my 5th dauhter! Man I cant even cyber out a boy!
Apparently the father is a neighbor boy. So Im about to be divorced and very rich as Im sure the doc told me the tubal was 100%!

Michael Jackson fathered my child :(

I am having a baby too! and I am a man! Its like that Governator movie and I can't even believe it. The father is the Pope!??!?1 Musta got me while I was in Vatican City last, I never even met the guy or so I thought!